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And finally: "contextualize the strategic narrative"....you sir are an idiot. #managementspeak

Overheard @ major oil company: "burning platform" which is surely a metaphor best avoided by their corp language abusers! #managementspeak

Just heard "Kick the tires and slash them"...a new low for American corporate bullshit #managementspeak

"enumerate other types and overlay findings" ...wtf does that mean? What is wrong with "count and compare" you moron?

Best quote so far today: "Well from a perspective point of view I would say....." #thingstosaywhenyouknownothing

The thing is..it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care..And here's something else, I have 8 different bosses...Office Space (99)