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@PooWorldOrderr It has it's father's eyes....

A new Indian is born

This isn't AI - we are cooked. 😲

@FuhgedNews It's Hadji Singh from Jonny Quest 🤣

Nothing beats a peaceful Minneapolis sunrise before the city fully wakes up.

@alphafox I don't know, it's got a wheelie bar, might be a bad assed sleeper

There’s no way, not a chance I’d drive one of these: 👎

@Mappy6984 That's a lot of cabbage for a potato...

The potato 🥔

She Built exactly like a hippo…a 12 inch dick can’t even get through them cheeks

@genocidalgirl @manaman_chhina Wtf did they flag this post? I see nothing but the truth being said! 🤔

If Canadians were available then foreign workers would not have been hired in the first place.

@toddkmyers @cecegkh IYKYK🔥😁 Old school there!

@Toomany_Beers @cecegkh On your feet. Flipped him a fiver, 80s. Laughed my ass off.

If you’re a newbie and traveling to New Orleans, make sure you take the friends that have your back! This poor dude made many poor choices from the time he chose his friends for this trip to thinking he can hang with the locals. Dude, the regulars spotted you from a mile away all night and knew you were a Bourbon Street virgin. 😂 Your friends, well, they’re shitty friends leaving you on the sidewalk instead of taking you back to the hotel. I’d be willing to bet you woke up with no wallet and jewelry left. You’re lucky you still have your cowboy boots on. Have you ever been to New Orleans?

@DesireeAmerica4 His signature....

This guy is bragging about leaving a single dollar bill as a tip on a $60 bill at a restaurant in Baton Rouge. Why? Because the kitchen slapped him with a $5.75 "complicated order fee." ​Let’s look at what this man actually customized: a double Wagyu burger with a pretzel bun swap, added bacon, added pepper jack, added grilled onions, added jalapeños, and "no garden." He literally rewritten the entire menu and expected the kitchen staff to perform culinary gymnastics for free. ​Yes, we all know eating out is getting insanely expensive, and these hidden surcharge fees are annoying. But at the end of the day, if you can afford to order an extremely expensive $18 for a Wagyu burger and $14 for a Jack and Coke, you can afford to tip the human being who served it to you. If you're going to be this cheap, do us all a favor: stay inside your house and make a sandwich. Absolute clown energy.

@alphafox youtu.be/9UaJAnnipkY?si… Sounds like this, but sped up some

I never knew 'metal harp' was a thing but I could get into this. 🙌

Can't even deny it! 😂😂😂

@KaareJohnson How they'll fix it...

Attention City Of New Orleans! Prytania, about 100 yards before downtown side of Napoleon. An absolutely dangerous pothole/sinkhole that could rip off the front spoiler, and/or blow out your front tires and bend the rims, of one’s vehicle. Unacceptable. Fix this now. Could kill a motorcyclist. Especially at night. Can’t see it! Hit this at speed, 35mph, airbags could go off. Bad in both directions! At least have blinking light caution cone. But ideally fix yesterday

Thomas Massie said... and I quote: "If I lose on May 19th, I am not doing any more government ever." If that is the case, why is he filing to run for Federal Office in 2028? Because Thomas Massie is a liar, and Thomas Massie is a grifter.

@genocidalgirl Big goose egg

Plinko

@Playteaux1 😂

I wish I could catch Yellow Fin like this.

@Aliathewhite And they named it Gobar Patel

How Indians are born

@HarmeetKDhillon The hobo association

President of what

@alphafox Nice! That's something you don't run across every day!🔥

@Toomany_Beers It actually came with everything!

My 1981 Vectrex collection ruining a PiTrex. Original in store kiosk. Almost all the games and accessories. 😬