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Ihr verlasst wirklich wegen Elon Twitter? ICH VERLASSE JA AUCH NICHT DEUTSCHLAND WEGEN SACHSEN!

@Tschaeeng @Obsess__ @3HeadedGoat Mir hat er seinen Ferrari geliehen und die Heilung meiner kranken Oma bezahlt.

@Obsess__ @3HeadedGoat danke obsess das du meine katze gerettet hast und mir 3 spezi dosen geschenkt hast 🙏

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@avocadogucci und wenn man Freunde wie @Krawallbrause69 hat... das ändert alles

Der Instagram Feed beobachtet worauf du stehen bleibst, wenn du zb ein paar Milisekunden länger auf so ein Video schaust lernt er dass du dafür empfänglich bist Der Algorithmus ist darauf programmiert dir das zu zeigen was du interessant findest damit du weiterhin die App benutzt Ob du es bewusst magst oder unbewusst interessiert bist ist zweitrangig Es ist alles aber wsl kein Zufall…

@avocadogucci 2 Jahre noch dann fallen Sie dir von hinten nach vorne aus und du bekommst die Ronaldo Frisur ohne sie schneiden zu lassen... Schicksal ist Schicksal

@Toomuch4today Also nie 🙅‍♂️

Wenn @avocadogucci endlich alle Haare verloren hat, leak ich Arsch aus Schadenfreude!

RT @Buraq515: See how dogs identify their owners It's amazing.💞💟😍

Meine #Sauercrowdbewerbung :) @metashi12 @HandOfBlood @Papaplatte

arbeitsspeicher kostet jetzt 800€ wegen so einer scheiße

Wie ich angefahren komme, wenn Glühwein-Happyhour aufm Weihnachtsmarkt startet:

@hellozeli and they say poetry is dead

she hovers rakan. i lock xayah without saying anything. we both know. the first few minutes are quiet. just farming. just existing in the same lane again. i forgot how she moves. or maybe i didn't. she positions like she's reading my mind. always in the right spot. always one step ahead of what i need before i need it. i throw feathers and she's already adjusting. creating space. pulling their attention so i can set up the angle. it's annoying how natural this feels. she engages and i swear to god she strokes that W key different than anyone else. soft then sudden. the way she drifts in and out. testing. teasing. waiting for the perfect moment. then she commits. flash R into both of them. no hesitation. no ping. she just expects me to be there. i am. i'm already autoing before she lands. feathers everywhere. she knocked them up and i pull everything back. double kill. silence on the call. just the sound of her breathing through the mic. "nice" she says. quiet. "yeah" i say. we don't talk about how we moved like one player. how her hands controlled her champion and somehow mine too. how i followed her in without thinking because my body remembered before my brain could stop it. she backs off after the fight and i watch her character retreat. smooth. patient. controlled. she always played like that. like she knew something i didn't. like every movement was deliberate. i used to watch her hands on the keyboard when we were together. the way her fingers danced between abilities. the way she'd posture up before an all-in. shoulders forward. leaning in. focused. i don't see her hands anymore. but i see her champion move and i remember exactly how she's sitting right now. some things you can't unlearn. after the game she says "that was clean" "yeah" i say. neither of us leaves the lobby. we're over each other. we're over who we were out of game we tell ourselves that. but in game? we'll never find better. and we both know it. study the saskio way

i duo queue with my ex every couple months we don't talk about it. it just happens. 2am. both online. she sends the invite. or i do. neither of us acknowledges who sent it first. the discord call is 90% silence. no "how have you been." no "seeing anyone?" just pings and callouts. "flash down." "jungler bot." "nice." that's the whole conversation. here's the thing though. our 2v2 is still nasty. she knows when i'm going in before i ping it. i know her cooldowns better than the last 6 supports i've played with. we don't communicate because we don't need to. 400 games of muscle memory doesn't give a fuck about relationship status. we'll go 7-2 together. maybe 8-1 on a good night. then it's "gg" and we're offline for another 2 months. no follow up. no "we should do this more often." nothing. because we both know what this is. it's not friendship. it's not rekindling. it's not even nostalgia. it's that neither of us has found better synergy. and that's the uncomfortable truth about duo queue. you can break up with someone and still be stuck with them competitively. you can hate someone's guts and still combo perfectly in a teamfight. you can move on emotionally and still be hardstuck trying to replace what you had in game. some people have exes they still fuck. i have an ex i still duo with. honestly not sure which is worse. study the saskio way

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Also unser Weihnachtsmarkt hatte schon immer einen Iron Dome

das Eis wird dünn für die raging drogerie faschos

Jetzt passt das kalte und dunkle Wetter langsam wieder zum psychischen Zustand.

@jadziabiene Loch rein und Baumschaum... Wird schon irgendwie klappen 😅

Und was is, wenn alles raus is? Kann man das nachfüllen?

Hot take aber Leute deren Lieblingsfilm ein Marvel Film ist sind zu low IQ um richtiges Kino zu verstehen und brauchen alles einfach erklärt und cgi overload

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Ich lag gerade mit rosa Flauschbademantel und Haarturban auf dem Schlafzimmerboden meiner Nachbarin. Wollt ihr vielleicht mal raten, wieso?🥹