Toon Army Bryan ⚫⚪🖤🤍

Can’t sell a stratocaster shaped guitar in the EU anymore unless you are Fender. Despite the fact that the strat shape is “so common that it is depicted as a generic electric guitar in a dictionary”.

Lewis Hall carrying Lamine Yamal out of St James Park

Despite the result, I just checked again and Lewis Hall still owns Lamine Yamal.

45+9 really?

I am so sick of seeing Nick Pope standing flat-footed with the ball behind him

Holy shit Benfica!

Are Man Utd fans the most deluded in all of sport?

You knew it was going to happen

Garbage. Rubbish. Trash.

Things I hate: Raisins Mean people Nick Pope punching the ball

Can we come up with something more original than “Big Nick Energy” please.

You can lead a horse to water, but Nick Pope still won’t be able to distribute the ball.

100% on Howe with his Steve Bruce tactics

I am so sick of seeing Pope flat footed as the ball passes him by.

Woltemade 2 Isak 0

No foul! #VARworks

Bring it on!

If a tree falls down in a forest and an infuencer isn't around to retweet, does anyone even see it?

Fuck you Isak This is all I have to say about the matter

Do I spend too much time worrying about Newcastle United?