Tooting Local

Tomorrow's front page: Now he's sweating thesun.co.uk/royals/3827496…

THE SUN: Now he's sweating #TomorrowsPapersToday

⁦@wandbc⁩ ⁦@SadiqKhan⁩ this truck has been parked in Cornford Grove SW12 with engine running for half hour. When politely asked if he could switch off driver said he could leave running all day if he liked. Perhaps this company could be re-educated?

Any witnesses to a man knocked off his bike this morning near the Tooting Bec traffic lights at approx 7am (today Friday). They were stationary at the lights and when the lights changed she accelerated and purposefully swerved into him #Tooting facebook.com/groups/SW17Cor…

James has just shown me a map of the new trees that need watering around Tooting Common @TootingCommon Here it is: ticl.me/Tooting-Bec/he… If you live nearby please #AdoptATree (perhaps your nearest) in his #WateringGroup @WandsworthTrees and water it

The Prime Minister has treated the British people with contempt. One rule for Dominic Cummings, another for everybody else.

@RoseCrownSW17 Great news! Will pop in for pizza and beers the day you reopen #tooting

The wheels are creaking back into motion, from 3rd June we will be open for draught, cans, wine and of course pizza. Click and collect, deliveroo or walk ins. #pizzasback #takeouts #beer #craftbeer #cider… instagram.com/p/CAmwfRynEQB/…

I know money is tight for a lot of us atm but if you can help and have a something you can donate our friends @TootComKitchen do amazing work for the homeless & vulnerable, it's a charity I'm proud to give my time & resources to every week. Px gofundme.com/f/help-raise-m…

Lovely colourful Butternut Squash Pesto & Spinach Pasta going out to the guests of @TootComKitchen . Rustled up by @donostiasc . We’re supporting them as they really need donations of non perishable goods. You can donate here gofundme.com/f/help-raise-m… #tooting #localheroes

I literally spit out my coffee — laughing hysterically — watching this. This woman does Trump better than Trump. 🤣🤣

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

Shout-out to the @BrightonBeardCo who went to the trouble of including a hand-written note with my order. Lovely gesture.

Fifth anniversary under lock-down. I think that deserves a Deliveroo. Thinking pasta from Cassio 🤔

Wahey!Now you have the perfect excuse for a lunchtime bevvy! #GlobalDrinkWineDay @drinkwineday Enjoy! 🍷🥂

"Auckland the first major capital to see in the new year." Time to learn your capital cities @BBCNews

Revolutions in Vertical Flight Podcast coming this week, in partnership with @BellFlight #avgeek #verticalflight #helicopters

Morning! *waves* So another weekend, another opportunity for you to show your ❤ for your local, independent shops & businesses #shoplocal #supportyourlocalshops #indieretail #balham #tooting #furzedown #clapham #streatham #collierswood #wandsworth

@Earlsfieldevent @EarlsfieldSW18 @PenwithRoad @tootingnewsie @Tooting_local @balhamnewsie @BatterseaNewsie @WimbledonNewsie @WandsworthTown @nnbattersea @batterseasoc @wandbc Hi, can you please share? A fab local creative group are @Tara_Arts on Wed 6 Nov: tara-arts.com/whats-on/objec…