Matthew Tooze

@Casemiro is extremely good at the old football game. @ManUtd best signing in the last 10 years IMO. Didn’t even finish writing this and he’s out the @Arsenal game 😭😭 #CRYMUN #Casemiro #titlematch #premierleauge

@PaulHadley20 @scottyreynolds8 You boys weren’t gonna have VAR on your side forever we’re you…. You did well out of it up till now. 😬

@scottyreynolds8 Im actually less interested in football than i ever have been and the refs and var are the main contributing factors,there so poor almost to the point of been broken.its putting me off the game i used to love.

@Fabiana95726492 @TheMostDope1 @JayExci @piersmorgan The royals bring in revenue of 2.5 BILLION quid a year …. So they definitely do 😂

Imagine doing this to a man whose mother died a few days ago? So disgusting.

@yoyoaccount @maddocks_holly @_BLAFC_ @BishopSuttonAFC No. But funnily enough we aren’t living in a world where it means you can only be polite if you want a shag! Your really highlighting your views of women so well. Your wife must be so pleased to have a husband like you 🫣

🔴⚫️ A massive thank you to @BishopSuttonAFC Physio (pictured) players, committee and supporters from everyone @_BLAFC_ for your support and understanding after a serious injury to our player Ross Burford. This will never be forgotten.

@maddocks_holly @yoyoaccount @_BLAFC_ @BishopSuttonAFC She’s saved someone’s leg; and you take time out if your day to comment something like that. You really are a horrible prick. Let’s hope you don’t ever need medical help and the person helping isn’t up to your visual standard. But u r “Irish” so morals aren’t really your thing!

@yoyoaccount @_BLAFC_ @BishopSuttonAFC No she wasn’t hungry that day, but next time she fancies a bad taste in her mouth I’ll let her know to call you, cunt X

@markyps @gallowgateSJP Taunton somerset.

Soft southerner coming up to toon and giving it the big one! Goodnight

@SPAMALAMA73 @DaveHug90712771 It’s Taunton McDonald’s. Somerset 👍🏽

Morning 💪

@mowgli1977 @DaveHug90712771 @AccyGaz He got knocked into KFC mate 😂

@DaveHug90712771 @AccyGaz Went in to order a Big Mac, got knocked into tomorrow and came around just in time to order a McMuffin off the breakfast menu. 😳

@AnnieRoadOnline @DaveHug90712771 Did anyone else read this comment in Andy Grays voice or just me 😂😂

@DaveHug90712771 What a hit son, what a hit.

@l_wyl_76 @Yate5y @DaveHug90712771 It’s in Somerset. Taunton McDonalds. 👍🏽

@Yate5y @DaveHug90712771 It’s in Grainger Street McDonald’s Newcastle! The Easter European is a Geordie

@Robin0000123 @ManUtd @Arsenal Still available?

@greyst1x Still available?

Liverpool fans will claim it’s not fair because Van Diijk “isn’t as short” 🫣🫣

@KDBEAST3 @theamazinglamb @KP07_ @RealBobbyRooney @aroundliv You wouldn’t take ya nans, NO WAY. Nans are far more important than aunts. No one wants to leave there nana in a suitcase. 🤯

Liverpool fans robbing the Manchester City players suitcases 😂

The team work harder when he’s not in it because they know they can’t just rely on his individual brilliance. When he plays the rest are lazy.

Absolutely idolise CR7 but when United looked unreal in pre season he wasn’t playing…. Litter so far this season, bench Ronaldo and look what happened. Fair play on another shit tweet though @piersmorgan

@Carra23 when Ronaldo was seeing his mates 😂

@_ChelseaLB @GookieTHFC @theamazinglamb @KP07_ @RealBobbyRooney @aroundliv They don’t. Let’s be real.

@GookieTHFC @ToozeMatthew @theamazinglamb @KP07_ @RealBobbyRooney @aroundliv Yh I meant prem medal my bad 😂😂

@theamazinglamb @KP07_ @RealBobbyRooney @aroundliv Everything is replaceable on 200k a week mate

@KP07_ @RealBobbyRooney @aroundliv But is it mate. If he did actually steall something how do you know there wasn't anything valuable or unreplaceable.