Christopher Saint (Croissant)

🚨💣BREAKING NEWS : Mbappe has reportedly 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 Real Madrid to pursue a career as 'Santa Claus' due to his 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 lack of goals this season A 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 turnaround for the Frenchman's career 🤯 [@CarloAncelotti]

IM SO HUNGRY NICK HURRY UP GOON

@NoodleHairCR7 Does this guy realise that they played in Morocco, they live in Morocco?

Airport that way 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@PokemonStockUK Has to be the zekrom SIR

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@heyshipz Brocoli

america has burgers italy has pasta japan has sushi your country has???🍴

@AzrFIR Rayan Kirki Enfaîte la blague cest que "kirki' est un mixte de cherki and kirk!

Face reveal askip je ressemble à cherki

@MelissaPhume 360 no scope

Citez un acte non sexuel qui vous excite.

@Red_Phoenix9 @NefflynBe I am such a good chef that i turned myself into a croissant, beat that woman

@NefflynBe No one. They don’t know how.

What’s the best drink to pair with this meal?

hi @grok i would love a twitter wrapped if that’s possible mate

@_JohnPork @grok How bro felt after calling grok his 'mate'

hi @grok i would love a twitter wrapped if that’s possible mate

All my homies HATE owen 🔥

@pixelprayer Pornography

@thomaspocket @bramsleclmb @LMDPSG L’UEFA a sanctionné le club pour corruption, lui retirant le titre de champion de France 1993 et l’interdisant de compétitions européennes pendant deux saisons (1993-94 et 1994-95). C’est la seule fois qu’un vainqueur de la C1 (1993) a été banni l’année suivante.

@thomaspocket @bramsleclmb @LMDPSG Il fair référence a L’OM qui a été exclu de la Ligue des champions en 1993 à cause de l’affaire VA-OM. Bernard Tapie, président du club, a été condamné pour avoir corrompu des joueurs de Valenciennes afin d’assurer une victoire facile avant la finale de C1 contre Milan.

Honteux, y’a penalty ! La corruption de Newcastle 😡💶

I've seen and heard enough, it's time we start this movement #DanBrowlieOut

@bradleywils9 You have to come back to basingstoke, I miss you so much

Another 3 points ✅ 2 assists? (2nd one dubious) ✅ Moving on up the table ✅ #DazRendell

@rahman_jago_ Facts i accidently spent $759k on a shitty car 🤣🤣 (give me my money back @Bugatti)

A million dollars seems like a lot of money until you have it

@mirexmoses Reply to Kylie and tell her to get a job, that way she can cure her boredom

You can only choose one 👀