Israel is the light amongst the darkness.

We're going through the deck faster than we thought.

@aliimortada What about your only fans? Shabbat Shalom poppet xxx

لمتابعة اخر الاخبار والتحليلات على الواتساب whatsapp.com/channel/0029Vb…

@manniefabian Shocking. Stay safe

Gamblers trying to win a bet on Polymarket are vowing to kill me if I don’t rewrite an Iran missile story This is my account: timesofisrael.com/gamblers-tryin…

@nora15302954463 @RothLindberg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TopTalentIsrael @RothLindberg He is dead—dead, dead. Israel can manipulate as much as it wants, but it even lies to its own population. It is a regime.

Oh my... Now they have paid journalists to convince you that two exactly identical flags with the exact same reflections (top nobs) are not AI generated, and that his left pinkie magically disappeared, similar to what "accidentally" happened when he shook hands with Huckabee...🙄

@bassem_youssef9 Fuk you bassem. Cunt. Unfunny wank cunt. Cry louder. Muppet of cunt.

Today my fast is over, Happy Eid. Fuck Netanyahu and his AI's speeches..

@Byoussef But when playing Tel Aviv poppet??? Will be sold out in minutes...

Is he alive? Does it matter? I am coming to your city: - Portland, OR, March 20th - Seattle, WA, March 21st - Philadelphia, PA, March 27th - 28th - Washington, D.C., April 3rd All Shows in English Belly of the Beast Tickets on my website. bassemyoussef.xyz

@s_m_marandi But hopefully 3 weeks from now you will no longer be tweeting... tick.tock.tick.tock...

For 3 weeks, they’ve been saying Iran is running out of missiles and drones. Three weeks from now, the Epstein Coalition will still be saying the Islamic Republic is running out of missiles and drones.

@RothLindberg Do you sit there masturbating at the thought Bibi is dead?! You are one sad sad pathetic imbecile... its hysterical!!!!

Well, it could happen I mistook his index finger for his thumb. In the case, they gave him a very long pinky. The proportions are off however you look at it. Also, it was supposed to be a VIRTUAL press conference. I don't think they coordinate their propaganda very well.

@EthanLevins2 This aged well.

Netanyahu died on March 8th. This is why Yair took an unusual 7 day break on X, for the Jewish Shiva mourning period. He tweeted last on March 8th, then waited exactly 7 days to retweet a post on March 15th.

@EthanLevins2 But Ethannnn babes isnt he supposed to be dead poppet????

🚨 Netanyahu AGAIN has missed the Security Cabinet Meeting. This is the 14th in a row. If he’s alive, he’s hiding underground like a rat.

@jakeshieldsajj @EthanLevins2 But Ethannnn babes isnt he supposed to be dead poppet????

Last week Ethan Levins enraged the Israel first crowd and even got banned from X Tomorrow at 3PM PST he will discuss the controversy and much more @EthanLevins2

@EthanLevins2 But Ethannnn babes isnt he supposed to be dead poppet????

How does his head shape and ear change so much?

@EthanLevins2 But Ethannnn babes isnt he supposed to be dead poppet????

Worst news I’ve heard all year

@EthanLevins2 But Ethannnnnnn isnt he dead??!!!!!!!

🚨 Netanyahu: “Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan.” He’s taken a shot at EVERY Christian and Muslim worldwide.

@s_m_marandi @X @elonmusk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is allowed on @X. Obviously, @elonmusk supports terrorism.

@vault_vermeer @aliimortada Poetry.

@aliimortada We don't want to take Lebanon. We just want to fuck, deep and hard, what's left of Tizbullah, and without any lubricant.

Hello my enemies 👋🏻 Always remember.. Lebanon won’t go down without a fight 😉

@s_m_marandi Do you ever do any work or just post endless crap posts on here? Epitomy of cringe when you know your regime is dying... like most of your mates... Tick tock tick tock Seyeeedddddddd 🥳🥳🥳🥳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Remember, the Zionists brought this upon the world.

@PressTV Two words needed: cunting murderer.

Obituary: Dr. Ali Larijani, a man for all seasons who served Islamic Republic until last breath presstv.ir/Detail/2026/03…

@aliimortada But Ali babes... did anyone find his shoe?

صوتُ الحق لا يسكته صاروخ، وعينُ الحقيقة لا تطفئها غارة …

@Byoussef Woooo!!! So excited babes! When plans to come to Tel Aviv? I want front row and VIP post show tickets because youre just so damn funny!!!!

Fish and Chips made it to TV I am coming to your city: - Portland, OR, March 20th - Seattle, WA, March 21st - Philadelphia, PA, March 27th - 28th - Washington, D.C., April 3rd All Shows in English Belly of the Beast Tickets on my website. bassemyoussef.xyz