Katelyn

She's a 10 but she whispers "that's a spicy meat-a-ball" every time you take your pants off

the most effective alarm clock in the world is your dog announcing its presence wetly

Me: I'm going to lick up every last drop of you My popsicle: *blushes*

me: stop staring at my mouth and kiss me dentist: *pushing me back down* again, no

If you drink enough diablo sauce you gain the full powers of satan himself* *unfathomable diarrhea faucet, cannot be turned off

@Under1kContest Thankyee kindly twitter.com/TopTierKatelyn…

Me: did you know lizards eat the skin they shed for its nutrients? Him: seriously do not even look at my sunburn

in search of emotional support, just found out mtn dew code red flavor is not based on a real threat level

When two sugar daddies love each other very much, they form a complex carbohydrate

What do you call it when 2 sugar daddies fall in love?

@rywhy88 Turns out you're really into it and you become the next Thanos just to experience that sexual high one more time.

My body when I choose to wake up

Feeling nasty today, might eat the crust on my sandwich later.

Hi I'm Katelyn and I like to party* *feel quiet dread in most social contexts

turns out it is frowned upon to shoot for the stars when you're at Red Lobster, even in an open carry state

@StorvLovesYou Doritos Locos Tentacruel

entering the Taco Bell pokéstop, praying for Baja Blastoise

@amariandafern Lot of ominous tweets today re:your ability to survive madame

I hit my hip so hard just now holy shit I felt my soul leave my body

him: babe we've been together 5 years, I think I'm finally ready to try the hardcore shit me: omg yes *pulls out box of Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Dildos*

power walking from my problems because running will draw their attention

A Walk to Remember but it's just me stubbing my toe real bad and crying about it