Griffin Toplitsky

Slime is always green, goo can be purple

I haven’t been able to do it yet, but I’m working on figuring out how the Soup Nazi would say Nosferatu

There’s a special place in hell for the Devil Probably! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Now seems like the time to get really active on this site! Here’s content! Full video here: youtu.be/AJ5oN97WkBs

Scooby Voice:

@damnaine Disagreeing with me is bad but I can see dealing with the round guys before getting to the lines absolutely.

N should come before M

@stevecooke58 Never considered this but ran it through and it feels right!

Just saw this car come out of the bathroom - do I say anything?

The perfect photo doesn’t exi-

@edwordchoi @alexkolanko @meredithmullen Here’s to you.

@alexkolanko @meredithmullen I would love to see which of us did it worse

Yesss I love getting to slate my height and weight! I just know those casting directors are calculating my bmi as we speak 🤬

Signed up for a pottery course. (Defense against the dark arts)

Noticing a lot of Ezra outrage right now, even though Adobe had announced it was no longer supporting Flash Player all the way back in 2020?

I like my women like I like my coffee: Really hot!

This music is off the charts! (Unpopular)

“I kinda want to look like this when you’re done.” Me holding out my reference photo to the barber of me smiling big.

In Ireland learning about “The Troubles”

Parts of the Train bit.ly/3CG9to9

Our first live show happening at #TorontoComicon2022 is @k2dpod! Watch @toplitsky and @stevecooke58 solve a murder using ony their improv skills and the help of extremely tall guest @TlMBLAlR! Catch it live before your very eyes on March 18 @ 2pm at the 'con! @TorontoComiCon