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Mike Toretch

@toretch

USN 71-77. MAGA. Vets before illegals. Back the Blue. There is no such thing as god. Ask me WHY.

East San Diego County. CA. USA Katılım Mart 2022
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Alice 👑@shouq_al90149·
Hurt a K9, face the same time—fair or too far? 🇺🇸🐾
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Mike Toretch
Mike Toretch@toretch·
Hey Iran. SEALS, Rangers, Airborne, and Marines are camped on your doorstep. Think carefully about your next move.
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𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt
A father stops a trans person from entering the women’s toilet because his young daughter is inside. Do you stand with this father? A. Big Yes B. No
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Mike Toretch
Mike Toretch@toretch·
F*CK ME. Extreme lower back pain. Advil and Alleve no help. Heat wave makes bedroom about 78 degrees. Gonna have to sleep on a heating pad for back pain relief. So screwed.
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Mike Toretch
Mike Toretch@toretch·
Watching a rerun of "The Unit". Brown says "I'll take the simple life. Give me an AK-47, a good guard dog, and a nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store" Sounds good to me.
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Puppies 🐶@Puppieslover·
This is Staffy. He’s 65 lbs of pure muscle and zero chill when Dad who rescued him gets home. Thinks he’s a 10-lb lap dog. Will headbutt you into submission for cuddles. Refuses to accept personal space is a thing. Pls Leave him a heart ❤️
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Mike Toretch@toretch·
Verizon sucks. Told on repeated calls that they cannot connect me to tech support, yet they keep trying to sell me something every call. All about the $$, not service.
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Mike Toretch@toretch·
VERIZON sucks. Can't get connected to tech support
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Dark Darling
Dark Darling@Darkdarling00·
Name a doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden!!
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Be honest Do you answer unknown calls or let them go straight to voicemail?
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SilentOrbit
SilentOrbit@silentblossom_·
What are the chances you'd vote for Michelle Obama for President in 2028? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%
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The Husky
The Husky@Mr_Husky1·
A dolphin wouldn’t stop “checking” her belly on vacation, and a doctor later said it may have saved two lives. Lena was eight months pregnant and spending a quiet week at a resort, and the highlight of her trip was a supervised dolphin encounter where the animals gently swam up to visitors. She was smiling the whole time, especially when one dolphin drifted close and pressed its head near her stomach the way people describe as “using sonar.” At first, it felt sweet and almost funny, because the dolphin kept coming back to her even when the trainer tried to redirect it. Then the dolphin’s behavior changed. It became unusually focused, circling her and making short, insistent sounds, and it refused to swim away like it normally would. The caretaker’s face dropped, and he quietly told Lena something he almost never tells guests: the dolphin was acting “off,” and if she felt even slightly unwell, she should go get checked immediately. Lena brushed it off at first, but she couldn’t shake the feeling, so she went to a local clinic the same day. Within minutes, the doctor’s tone turned serious. Her blood pressure was dangerously high, and she was diagnosed with severe preeclampsia, a pregnancy complication that can escalate quickly and put both mother and baby at risk. The medical team decided the safest option was an early delivery, and her baby arrived prematurely, but safely. A few weeks later, Lena returned to the resort with her newborn, partly for closure and partly because she couldn’t stop thinking about that moment in the water. When the dolphin swam up again and lingered calmly beside them, Lena held her baby close and whispered, “Thank you,” like she was speaking to the only creature who somehow knew before anyone else did.
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Dark Darling
Dark Darling@Darkdarling00·
🚨BREAKING 🅱️ Heres Minnesota Judge Sarah West, who threw out a $7 Million Dollar Somali FRAUD Conviction with a Jury who was UNANIMOUS. Should Sarah West be fired? YES or NO? IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!
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Dina zee@dinazee98·
Hussein Obama funded Khamenei and Iran’s nuclear program, which Trump is dismantling. He knew the cash pallets and released funds would go there another anti-US move. All leads to Obama: jail him for treason? A. Yes 👍 B. No👎
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Honey 🛼@honeymoon250·
If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.
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Victoria
Victoria@Victoria00025·
YES or NO? 👇
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🇯🇵Japan: • No DEI • Voter ID • Patriotism • Soft ban Islam • Tough on crime • Promote Christianity • Ban Islamic immigration • Ban LGBTQ activities in public • Denounce communism & Marxism • Deport illegals; no permits/citizenship Should we copy Japan? A. Yes B. No
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Alice 👑@shouq_al90149·
Are you dogs family?
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