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@alexottiofr The Gov of Benue State sees you as An alien, he hasn't achieved 1% of your achievements since he was elected even though him and you were inaugurated on the same day.. Only God will save us from Calamity in Benue State

Yesterday at Abia State University, Uturu (ABSU), I was honoured to be received by a mammoth crowd of vibrant students as we commissioned landmark projects and unveiled bold initiatives that will shape the future of our great institution. * Commissioned a refurbished 5 MVA Power Station (upgraded from 2.5 MVA) to ensure steady electricity supply for ABSU, Uturu, and adjoining communities. * Delivered 3 retrofitted hostels (A, B & C) to improve student living conditions. * Flagged off construction of: - 5,000-bed Female Hostel - 5,000-bed Male Hostel - Faculty of Agriculture & Faculty of Law buildings - 1.8km Internal Road Project At the 30th–32nd Combined Convocation Ceremony, I also announced: - Automatic lecturing jobs for all First-Class graduates as Graduate Assistants (after NYSC). - Postgraduate scholarships up to PhD level for First-Class graduates in public universities nationwide. - A ₦200 million Business Grant to support 100 graduates with innovative enterprise ideas in agriculture, ICT, clean energy, and more. We also celebrated our best graduating student, Mrs. Oluchi Etumsi, with a personal token, and congratulated our distinguished honourees including His Imperial Majesty, the Ooni of Ife, Barr. Dr. Allen Onyema, and Dr. Stella Okoli. Education remains the bedrock of our vision for Abia State. We are committed to building institutions that inspire excellence, innovation, and leadership. Step by step, project by project, ABSU is being transformed into a hub of innovation, excellence, and leadership.

@bigbrutha_ @Xokalled By 10, what Re the odds?

@Xokalled It’s very penetrable

While I get it, that’s a security risk for him sha

@welcomekashami A standard Benue House in many Villages.. it's common there

I went to one Extreme village in Nigeria, there are SS3 students who have never touched a computer before. Talk more about a computer connected to the Internet. It is like Nigeria wants to intentionally handicap some people. Haba! In this 2026. How do you want that person to compete, even in agriculture. I know someone will come into this comment section and tell me there are schools in town and Universities teaching computer science without a computer lab. I know, but still the matter shock me.

@Thazhigilla_ I don calm, FB Boss 😅

@Torhile007 😹Lol calm down

Many people might not believe this but... In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here'' I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name." I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence). I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾 Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again. I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him. The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭 I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?" He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander. I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts. If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.

@MORADUNNI I Raise you Incense, make sure you burn it in a market place

If you’re not spiritually sound,DO NOT burn this in your home.

@myk_da_preacher Thank God for Safety

THE LORD HATH NOT GIVEN ME OVER UNTO DEATH🔥🔥🔥 SATAN, I DON CHOP YOUR PAPA AGAIN 😂😂😂 I had accident on my way coming back from Kaduna with my car on Enugu/PH extress way, after driving over 12 hours, I and my travel companion, a brother from the church and a son, came out safe except for very few injuries and pains here and there. Help me spend 5 minutes thanking God. Presently receiving treatment in Enugu. You can support if you're led: 0039121696 Stanbic Ibtc bank

@Dr_Wiz1 @BrantPhilip_ Someone is giving excuses already that 1 Reaper drone cost 30M Dollars as if we aren't capable of buying em.

@Torhile007 @BrantPhilip_ Funding to our airforce should be reduced if they can’t help adequately with air support. How difficult can drone surveillance be that we haven’t achieved it yet? This is the primary reason our troops fall into ambush. Thank God they are getting help from US now

The two latest victories of the Nigerian army in repelling ISWAP attacks, Mallam Fatori and Mandararigau, were made possible because of early warnings and troop preparedness. They come immediately after the Nigerian army confirmed the deployment of US Air Force drones in the northeast, and according to Major General S. Uba, the American side has started providing actionable intelligence gathered during ISR missions to Nigerian army field commanders. This has, for now, significantly tipped the scale in the favor of the Nigerian-US coalition against ISWAP as the NA can now more reliably predict assaults and preemptively deploy air and ground assets. ISWAP has reacted to this development by seemingly pausing assaults and restrategizing, Burn the Camps ll appears to be on hold.

@kamaal_1717 @Guccistarboi I will check these when I'm free

@Torhile007 @Guccistarboi The unexpected journey. The desolation of smaug. Battle of the five armies. The two towers. The fellowship of the ring. The return of the King.

A movie you’ve seen more than once , but you’d watch again & again without getting bored?

@CatiaKyen Natural Hairs>>>>>

I just braided my hair so I can wear a wig to church tomorrow. See the clean cornrows nah🤌🏽😁

@Olanrewaju1of1 @OMO_9JA_ @grok @BrantPhilip_ What's your point?

@OMO_9JA_ @grok @BrantPhilip_ @Torhile007 MQ-9 Reaper drone typically costs between $30 million and $56.5 million per unit. It’s the primary drone of the US Air Force.

@TadyJerry You're on to something

You're seeing the game in HD. You have to reach a certain level to be in the clique. That's how it is everywhere in the world. The people in the hierarchy need to know you'll not be a liability. The game is the game. They'll never call you. There's no reason to call you. 😂

@Pressman2040 No plane is completely invisible, rather these birds where designed to make detecting em very hard

There's an old saying that whatever a person builds, there's a hole that will destroy it. For years, America has sold the world the idea that the F-35 Lightning II aircraft is invisible (Stealth). They spent $400 billion developing technology that deceives Radar by using Geometric Angles that scatter Electromagnetic waves. On every Radar, this massive aircraft appears like a Golf Ball, a ball that's hit by horses. But on the day this plane entered Iranian airspace in March 2026, something happened that changed the history of modern warfare. Thermodynamics (physics) showed the world that even if you can hide your body, you can't hide your heat. I'm reiterating that physics is real. The Pentagon's big mistake was forgetting that the engine propelling the aircraft at supersonic speeds generates a lot of heat. Iran didn't waste time looking for the plane on Radar; they switched to Infrared Search and Track (IRST). I'm also encouraging parents to push their kids, especially girls, to study physics. To this device, the aircraft America is so proud of didn't appear like a Golf Ball or anything else; it was like a boiling pot in the middle of the night. Physics shows that anything hot emits Infrared light. Iran exploited this mistake using cheap thermal sensors to detect the world's most expensive aircraft and even managed to shoot it down. This isn't just a loss of one plane; it's a global political disaster, indeed a disaster. Iran successfully captured the F-35's Thermal Signature and is sharing it with Moscow and Beijing. This means any defense system America built over 30 years collapsed overnight. Now, any Russian or Chinese defense system can detect the F-35 from a distance by tracking its heat signature, without even looking at Radar. This is every air force's worst nightmare: when your billion-dollar aircraft becomes useless against a $10,000 technology. The biggest loss is the psychological impact on pilots (The Human Element). Sure, software can be fixed, paint can be changed, but you can't erase fear from a pilot's heart. Now every F-35 pilot knows they're being watched. Where they once relied on being unseen, they'll now hesitate. This hesitation kills bravery and replaces skill with fear. The Stealth myth is dead, and the world of war has entered a new chapter where heat will be the cause of great armies' downfall. The lesson is: never rely 100% on human-made things, because every structure has a backdoor. Physics doesn't lie; even if you blindfold the world, you can't erase the footprint you leave behind. Nothing lasts forever....... - Eng Viglo

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@TadyJerry @Owiggy_ FB

@Torhile007 @Owiggy_ Yeah yeah

Aboki babe go dey tell you say “i know we will not get married, do whatever you want to do but don’t do it to my face” khadija, God will enrich you.

@TadyJerry @Owiggy_ Let's just thank god 😁

@Torhile007 @Owiggy_ Madman. 😂