Scott Wild

Does anybody actually order dessert at restaurants anymore?

> Baby is put up for adoption > Kid is 15, becomes a Republican > Bio-mother wishes she aborted him

Had sex: ✅ I'm married Had a bf/gf: ✅ Gotten high: ❌️ Had alcohol: ✅ Failed a class: ✅ Gone to the club: ❌️ Smoked/vaped: ❌️ Kissed someone: ✅ Gotten detention: ❌ Kicked from class: ❌️ Cheated on a test: ❌️ Snuck out of the house: ❌️

This is why we should’ve decimated Confederates.

Notice how he left when the War On Terror started to kick off, he answered the call 🫡

On this day 24 years ago we said goodbye to Steve from Blues Clues

Rainsville EF5 from 2011, photo taken seconds after it destroyed the taker's house.

GTA 4 turns 18 today. The most ANNOYING game in the series. - Clunky driving - Stopping to pay bridge tolls - Failing to hail a cab in the rain - Sluggish internet cafes - Roman calling you 24/7 You called it bad design. But it was intentional. Modern games are terrified of frustrating you. They want you to feel like a god without any friction. But GTA 4 does the exact opposite. It constantly fights you. Take Roman. The "let's go bowling" meme is legendary because players hated it. But technically, it’s genius. It perfectly captures how exhausting it can be to deal with family responsibilities. You never really have any time that's just yours. Same goes for driving. Cars handle like boats. You can't just hold down the gas like you do in GTA 5. You have to respect the weight, brake early, and actually learn the streets. Rockstar used frustrating gameplay to put you directly in Niko’s shoes. The "American Dream" in GTA 4 isn’t a power fantasy playground, and you aren't a superhero in the city. You're just a stranger forced to adapt to it. When a game frustrates you, it's usually just bad design. But when GTA 4 makes you rage at a toll booth or sigh at a poorly-timed phone call, it’s doing exactly what it meant to. You're feeling what Niko feels. Did you like the realism, or do you wish it played more like GTA 5?

Jesus. ONLY Jesus.

It is a functional town, produces little crime, provides electricity to South Africa, pay's for all their own services including the roads, pays taxes to South Africa asking for nothing in return. How exactly is that a Thorn?