ChampionshipAggie

Theraflu knocked me the heck out. I can’t even stand. That should come with a warning.

Why is this app broken? I get random notifications from people who exist. And I random DMs from who I don’t know.

I have a terrible cough now. I can’t even read what I’m tweeting.

@juice4_jay1 It’s not cool or acceptable to call why people a gay slur. What ate. you? Just mean .

I’d like a day where don’t have a mass shooting. That would be cool.

Aggies are looking good in basketball.

Oh it’s an orangutan not a chimpanzee.

I’m calling my shot now. The Cameron Park Zoo is going to have a girl chimpanzee.

Whew. It is cold outside.

@juice4_jay1 Really? It’s 2026 and you’re still calling people fags? Grow the fuck up.

We have spent trillions of dollars on AI but we can’t get the word “undefeatable” to show up on spell check? I don’t understand. Why don’t we have all the words by now?

I just don’t see how anybody stops Indiana. They look undefeatable to me.

My dog just cuddled up next to me. He is a very sweet boy.

@KevOnStage @TechRojo That is certainly an aggressive explanation. I don’t disagree.

Oregon getting they butt spit in.

@jared_shult As a gay, I don’t really love it.

MAGA hates this

My favorite dinosaur is a triceratops and a stegosaurus. Yes I get to have two favorites. They are dinosaurs.

I’m taking Oregon over Indiana. I know that is wild.

Now y’all know when they sell that soda by the can it is gonna be $4.50 for a 12 oz titty pop called apricot asparagus.

@BarkingCarnival Buddy. Do you really wanna go down this road? And I thought Notre Dame won the award for narcissism this year.

Texas Ohio State was the championship last year.

Billionaires like Musk, Bezos, and Ellison should not own media empires to spew their own bullshit opinions. Like we get it. You have a yacht and you want to do what is in your best interest. How original.