Thoughts Off The Stem

Player FM didn’t name us a Best Comedy Podcast of 2026 because we’re polished. 🏆 ​They did it because we’re the 11 PM "you won't believe this" call from your least-filtered friend. ​5 years of stoner philosophy and zero corporate fluff. ​The circle is open. 🧵👇

Meta glasses see everything. Including things you definitely didn't mean to share with Meta's servers. 🔥 New sesh is live — link in bio. We're 389 away from 1,000 on Spotify — follow right now. 🍃 #MetaGlasses #TOTS420 #ThoughtsOffTheStem

I genuinely could not believe nobody thought this through. Meta glasses are cool. But they see everything dude. EVERYTHING! If you're recording with your face you'd think, you'd think about that. New episode drops TODAY at 4:20PM. 🍃 #ThoughtsOffTheStem #MetaGlasses

5 years ago I started talking into a mic alone in a room and hoped someone would listen. Surprisingly YOU did. So I made a shirt. The TOTS "Botanical Sesh" Tee is in the store — five years packed into one design. Mics, the culture, all of it. my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/listing/tots-b…

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It's 4/20 join the sesh with Thoughts Off The Stem a cannabis infused comedy podcast. 🏆Voted a best comedy podcast of 2026 by Player FM🔥 open.spotify.com/episode/1D8IiP…

It's 4/20, if you need a sesh buddy give Thoughts Off The Stem a listen. 227 podcast "Sesh"-isodes of cannabis infused comedy. Linktree.com/OffTheStem

It's almost 4/20, who are you inviting to your sesh?

@NostalgicHubb You mean they're making movies???? Fuck! Next you're gonna tell me the avengers aren't real.

P0RN has lied to you for years and you never noticed. The 5 biggest LIES of P0RN. A thread.

@solar_ric I knew Micheal Jackson wasn't dead.

@oelma__ Yees eye doo

Do yoo believe Marijuana is safer than alcohol!

@ClownWorld Someones been waching to many looxmaxing tiktoks

@AntiWokeMemes Prince called, he wants his suit back.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "If you try me YOU will FIND OUT. I am truly a BLACK WOMAN." What's your response to her? 😂

@_StonersRUs_ Always

Do you smoke before bed? 🤔

@AntiWokeMemes Trying to get their dead legs to wake up, duh!

What are these liberals doing??

What branch of special forces do you think he is?

@MbarkCherguia Brad Williams

My friend needs something to fill this empty space under the stairs. Anyone have any ideas?

@PeriklesGREAT I don't know if it's afraid, so much as dicks don't go in dicks.

Men what do you tell Julianne Moore ?

@annamlulis I thought that was you showing off your babies. My bad.

Gay TikTok influencers who purchased babies through surrogacy show them off in a social media video, despite the children appearing visibly distressed. Gay couples should not be allowed to buy children.