The Touchlie | T
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The Touchlie | T
@TouchlineXX
Parody account, not affiliated with @TouchlineX, fan account, not serious
Earth Katılım Haziran 2024
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@TouchlineX Correction, Arsenal reached the champions league final after beating the Spanish Arsenal
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@MadridXtra That’s why I keep saying this, we should keep this guy and make him our star player over Kylain Mbappe
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🗣️ Vinicius Tobias: “Vini Jr. is a perfect player. He has many qualities, both on and off the pitch.
As a person, he’s an excellent teammate. And he’s a very hard worker.
I think a lot of people talk about Vini but for me, they should also talk about everyone who plays for Real Madrid because it’s not just one player who makes the difference. It’s everyone.” @marca


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Smiles, PSG about to get some of that Prime Dembele versus Liverpool juice
Brother is built to miss



The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
📸 - THE BALLON D'OR WINNER HAS TO GET THIS ON TARGET AT LEAST!
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@TouchlineX The most undeserving balon dor winner in the history of balon dors
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@topboyeraaa Bro what are you even about support your club dawg not Madrid go and watch your team lose the ucl each year
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@TouchlineX Please this is not bad news
As a matter of fact it is good news
We would win UCL and la liga without this dictator in our team
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@TouchlineX You mean we forgot to pay the refs today??? Shut up you trashy coach
We didn’t play well at all yet you blame an uncalled foul?
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@theMadridZone You are begging to complain a lot and prove Lamine Yamal words when he say that we steal and complain
Shut up useless coach
We lost, it’s time to focus on what can be done to save the league this year or give up
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@TouchlineX This is just pathetic
Who we need is a young coach with vibrant tactics like Ruben Amorim or Pochettino to help coach us into a treble winning team
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@FabrizioRomano Off course Barca would win, and we better give Barca a guard of honor when they do because they deserve it over us this season
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@theMadridZone And yet some people think we should renew Rudriger and Militao and Dean???
Those guys are not even fit to wear the Madrid badge
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@MadridXtra Even the goal keeper is not useful
Their equalizer would have been saved if it was Barca Joan Garcia keeping for us
We need a new competent goal keeper
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@TouchlineX Why do you think?? It’s because we have been playing like dog shit ever since Mr Teenage mutant ninja turtle joined our club we have not won any trophy
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@TouchlineX Stupid shambles from Mbappe
A very useless goal scorer, we should never have bought this guy
Rather invest in a cf that knows how to stay in the box while Vinicius helps us win trophies as usual
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• Real Madrid before Mbappé returned:
✅ 2-1 vs Celta
✅ 3-0 vs Manchester City
✅ 4-1 vs Elche
✅ 2-1 vs Manchester City
✅ 3-2 vs Atlético Madrid
• Real Madrid after Mbappé returned:
❌ 2-1 vs Mallorca
❌ 2-1 vs Bayern Munich
❌ 1-1 vs Girona
❌ 4-3 vs Bayern Munich
✅ 2-1 vs Alavés
❌ 1-1 vs Real Betis

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