Towi

I see a tattoo on my right thigh that I will probably regret one day.

Why is TADES from hot mulligan in Boise fucking Idaho??! #hotmulligan #boise

Why’s he got his fist in a chicken…? I guess I don’t understand football.

Did you spread em or do you have white crack?

Plum: I’m registered now. Me: As what… a sex offender? Plum: no my car!

“I really just want Logan to die.” -Theo Age 6

She doesn’t give a shit about your short ass arms.

I think doing a lap around jalopy jungle would heal me.

I have the ick

My third space is @GroceryOutlet

Just a dude full of kids

You know what really chaps my ass? Ass-less Chaps.

“what’s been on ur mind lately?” me:

I don’t know why the second I get behind the wheel of a shitbox Honda Civic I want to rip around like an asshole.

I hope @DROELOEMUSIC is having a good day!

My favorite part of 2024 so far is the amount of times I’ve been accused of being a hoe.

Shot gun a RedBull into my south mouth.

Besides the monkey piss, the new @porterrobinson album is really good!

Nice Miata can I sit on your face?

Lindsay: Why are you crying?? Me: Because my hands are hands!

That guy looks like he had his teeth