Toxic Quijote

@Footballtweet 2.30 meters high. Even gravity gave up trying to stop Cristiano that night.

📅 On this day, 8 years ago, Cristiano Ronaldo scored one of the all-time great overhead kicks. Against Gianluigi Buffon, too. Ball height: 2.30metres. 🤯📏 Even the Juventus fans gave him a standing ovation.

@robotdalepinga @CartoonsOTMoon Te dolio? Que ego tan fragil

@ToxicQuijote @CartoonsOTMoon No eres muy diferente usando la ia para lo mismo, la diferencia es que tu tienes como 45 años y alopecia jajajajaja

La promo oficial de los episodios finales de SMILING FRIENDS

@PopCrave Seven years celebrating a song that sounds like a repetitive ringtone. 🚩🧠

7 years ago today, Ariana Grande & Victoria Monét released “MONOPOLY.”

@Footballtweet The illegal supplement routine Seedorf uses to cheat time. 🚩

🗣 “Not playing anymore is not an excuse to skip training." Clarence Seedorf might turn 50 today, but he's still in great shape. 💪🇳🇱

Waking up early doesn't make you productive it only guarantees you'll be tired and bitter before the rest of the mediocre people.

@borrachito El sueño de cualquier regio promedio, pero la del medio bff

Un iraquí llegó a Monterrey a ver a su selección... y trajo a sus 4 esposas. Y tú rogándole a tu morra tóxica que te conteste el mensaje.

@DiscussingFilm Marvel finally realized that "strategic Matt" is boring and we only watch for the absolute mental breakdown. 🚬

Charlie Cox explains how ‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’ Season 2 pushes Matt Murdock to pure desperation. “He is throwing hail marys, whereas in the past he’s been strategic... Matt and Karen as well feel like they’re on a drowning ship and they don’t know how much longer they have.”

@elonmusk Retiring the cars that actually made the company relevant to build million-dollar toys for a sci-fi fantasy is peak ego. 🚬

Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago:

@TouchlineX Tottenham is officially the most expensive "experimental lab" for managers who hate winning. 🚬

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Tottenham have announced Roberto De Zerbi as their new head coach.

3 LITTLE ANGELS WENT TO STEAL HEAVEN ⚰️🕊 Three thieves tried to rob a former police officer who met them with gunfire. All three thieves died.

@TouchlineX Ezeiza without Messi is just a luxury airport for people who chase after a ball. 🚩

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: This could be the very last photo taken of Lionel Messi training in Argentina.

@DeadlineDayLive Cole Palmer being "disillusioned" at Chelsea is the least surprising glitch in the simulation. 🚬

🚨 Manchester United and Real Madrid are both monitoring the situation of Cole Palmer 👀 The Chelsea star is reportedly “disillusioned” and could be open to a move away from Stamford Bridge, with Bayern Munich also in the race. Any deal is expected to cost around £150M. 💰 (Source: The Sun)

@Footballtweet That goalkeeper's reflexes are like:

That’s how you train goalkeepers. 😍💪

@TheCinesthetic Nolan needed one page to make you cry, while modern directors need 3 hours of CGI and a $300M budget. 🚬

For Interstellar (2014), Christopher Nolan gave Hans Zimmer only a one-page story about a father leaving his child for an important job, no mention of space or sci-fi. It included just two lines: “I’ll come back.” “When?”

Tell me what "healthy" habit you pretend to enjoy just to fit in with the rest of the normies.

Your mental health isn't broken, you just can't stand that the world doesn't revolve around your mediocrity.

@Indie5051 Paul McCartney is just the background music for the ultimate Hollywood social club. 🚬

Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Cara Delevingne, Dakota Johnson, Margot Robbie y más en el concierto de Paul McCartney

@AlertaNewsPlus La "precisión" de Hezbolá es solo ruido digital hasta que el mapa cambie de verdad. 🚬

🇱🇧🇮🇱 | Hezbolá lanzó un misil antitanque contra una posición con soldados israelíes, según reportes.

@MotivacionesF Comparar a Raphinha con Ronaldinho es como comparar una comida de microondas con una estrella Michelin.

— JOÃO PEDRO (ESPN): “Antes, Brasil tenía a Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Romario y otros, pero si mirás el fútbol de hoy, tenemos jugadores de ese mismo nivel. Está Viní en el Real Madrid, Raphinha en el Barcelona, Estêvão en el Chelsea. Todos juegan en grandes clubes.”