Toxicity Skunk

Oops, I did it again! I found your face so comfy last time, so I totally decided to sit down and unleash more of my skunky stench all over it! Want to complain? Talk to my butt, it's got plenty to say~ I could go on for DAYS farting all over you, CUSHION~ 🦨💨🥰

So like... I'm gonna sit on you and unleash a tonne of wet, toxic boystink... and that's your problem to deal with~ Hope you can handle my farts... no refunds if you choke. Your air is FUCKED anyway...

@Eric_greaeye Thank you~

@ToxicitySkunk Damn your farts are way too good🤤

Had my normal fiber sweets and then may have taken a few too many sweet snacks and chocolates over the day... why did you let me have so much?! Now your punishment is to huff my skunkboy butt fumes until you can honestly tell me my farts smell good!

It's my birthday today, and this skunk has had plenty of cake and shake... so now my present back to all of you is the constantly spewing skunkbutt of mine being full of farts capable of coating all of your noses! Don't say I never give presents out! 🦨💨

Lesson: Do NOT feed the skunk. I know you may be begging for the lesson to end, but I'm not stopping my farts anytime soon... you should probably sniff them up! I hear those who don't sniff get stuck! It reeks, I've turned this place and all my new plushies into skunk property~

whoops I farted again :3

I'm on holiday soon! Which means I've CLEARED OUT my fridge of all my nice treats! Now I'm clearing out ALL the safe air! Oops! You best be sniffing to clean my stenches up after me! You've got until I'm back to stop your brand new FART ADDICTION!~ Skunkbutts gonna STINK! 🦨💨

Warning! I've got gas! 🦨💨⚠️ You're advised to stay at least one building away from me while I'm this biohazardous, rumour has it the sloppy ones spread skunkboy stench~ Although knowing most of you, the seat of my dreams (your fart pillow face) will be offered any second now!

Should I fart??? :3

@sophiefartss ⚠️Warning!⚠️ Bio-butt Sophie mode activated. Please stay at least 3 rooms away to avoid trouble... ...or stay right where you are to enjoy the trouble~

Haven't even had anything bad yet today but the last few minutes I've managed to fart so much my room REEKS... Great news for me and my skunk den, not great news for you and your sniffy snout on fart dumpster duty. Start sniffing now or I'll consider eating my chocolates...

@JustSomeVision Thanks! And... You sniff~ 🦨💨

@ToxicitySkunk You stinkkkk😵‍💫😵‍💫

This is what happens when I drink a couple of milkshakes... No amount of blankets can stop the fart storm escaping! So, what's a sniffer like you going to do? It's nice and warm under the sheets, could always help a skunk get all these toxic boybutt bubbles blasted...

@JustSomeVision Okay dork, here's another one just for you... Nice and ripe, just how a good sniffer likes them~ 🦨💨

@ToxicitySkunk Hufff make me~

@JustSomeVision Get yourself back there and start sniffing~

@ToxicitySkunk I’ll huff those for you~

I really should get some tests for intolerances... I'm like a walking talking nuke right now and it's certainly not my problem! 🤭🦨💨⚠️

Going to work gassy... I feel sorry for all the sniffers in the office who've got to deal with me for the next 8 or 9 hours, these reek already today! Maybe I shouldn't have had all that ice cream last night? Or maybe I should've had more~

Turns out if you want fresh air and it's time to offer some desserts... Cookie dough? Cookie doughn't! Enjoy huffing my ass while I keep farting and feasting away~ I'm guessing you'll be so full of farts I'll be able to have your portion too?~