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@FosseHub How fucking deluded is he? One of the most calamitous players I've ever seen. Let us down in every situation he found himself in. The fact other sides wanted his services seems remarkable to me.

🚨Wout Faes on Leicester's situation: “If you look at the standings in the Championship, you can imagine what things are like there at the moment. Since the departure of Maresca, it has collapsed like a house of cards. It is a real shame, because Leicester is and remains a wonderful club, with tremendous potential,” he said. On losing prominence at the King Power Stadium, Faes explained: “That was indeed new and difficult for me, because before that, I basically always played wherever I was. At the end of last season, it was clear to both sides that our cycle had come to an end after three years and that we could work towards a transfer. “Logically, I didn’t play in the first weeks of the season, because the coach didn’t want to build a team with a central defender who was, in principle, going to leave.” “In the summer, several clubs did indeed come forward as interested,. Due to circumstances, no one reached an agreement with Leicester. That meant I was still there in September. “After that, I started playing again, until I end up on the bench again in November, without really being spoken to. “To be honest, I think decision was made from above to make it clear that it was better for me to leave in the winter.” @hetlaatstenieuw

@ESPNcricinfo Worcestershire

2011–12: 🏆 Sydney Sixers 2012–13: 🏆 Brisbane Heat 2013–14: 🏆 Perth Scorchers 2014–15: 🏆 Perth Scorchers 2015–16: 🏆 Sydney Thunder 2016–17: 🏆 Perth Scorchers 2017–18: 🏆 Adelaide Strikers 2018–19: 🏆 Melbourne Renegades 2019–20: 🏆 Sydney Sixers 2020–21: 🏆 Sydney Sixers 2021–22: 🏆 Perth Scorchers 2022–23: 🏆 Perth Scorchers 2023–24: 🏆 Brisbane Heat 2024–25: 🏆 Hobart Hurricanes 2025-26: ?

@CREMuller @vinitpaul6 @brook_f1 There is no longer a point for fastest lap.

@vinitpaul6 @brook_f1 Fastest lap is 1 point. Meaning a total of 26 points are available but the scenarios excludes the 1 bonus point for fastest lap. Looks like Lando has this one in the bag...

Every Championship permutation VERSTAPPEN CHAMPION 🏆 Verstappen P1 Norris P4 or lower Verstappen P2 Norris P6 or lower Piastri P3 or lower Verstappen P3 Norris P9 or lower Piastri P2 or lower NORRIS CHAMPION 🏆 Norris P1 Norris P2 Norris P3 Norris P4 Verstappen P2 or lower Norris P5 Verstappen P2 or lower Norris P6 Verstappen P2 or lower Piastri P2 or lower Norris P7 Verstappen P2 or lower Piastri P2 or lower Norris P8 Verstappen P3 or lower Piastri P2 or lower Norris P9 Verstappen P4 or lower Piastri P2 or lower Norris P10 Verstappen P4 or lower Piastri P3 or lower Norris P11 Verstappen P4 or lower Piastri P3 or lower PIASTRI CHAMPION 🏆 Piastri P1 Norris P6 or lower Piastri P2 Norris P9 or lower Verstappen P4 or lower

@FootballOTSoar It's probably unpopular but I loved those kits that season.

Leicester City win Division Three. “We’ve got good times to look forward to” - Nigel Pearson

@ToddSiddons @Reverend_Makers Reverends best song that.

@Reverend_Makers Randomly sat reading this and no soap (in a dirty war) just came on the shuffle, absolute banger

So many of these awards i’m entitled to that I’ve never claimed cos I used to think it was a bit naff. Songs with arctic monkeys and no1 singles and all sorts. I need to get em. These days I’m like “get the bling out”😂 Big thanks to @thelotterywinners for sending this one. Was an honour to write and perform the big first single off this no1 album with them and @danny_lafrombe Here’s to more bling ❤️✌️

@HerefordFC Fair play to them for being able to pick a MOTM.

Thank you to Saturday's match and match ball sponsor, Arthur Oakley Transport for your support! 🙌 They chose Eno Nto as their Player of the Match proudly sponsored by Jackson Property. 🍾 #COYW | #OurCity

@SimmsLCFC89 Turn the WiFi off

-Bar cleaned and restocked 🍻✅ -BBQ prepped🍔✅ -Sun not out ❌ -Cov game on first 😒❌

@vee8design @NoContextCounty Billy 'Hey Look at Me' Bowden, you mean.

@NoContextCounty Billy Bowden all the way.

Imagine your child dressing up as Richard Kettleborough or Marais Erasmus in their spare time

@DJBEYNON80 Mad to think that after all the stick he gets Maguire is easily in the top 3 best signings on that list.

And the majority of them have been dog 💩

@Radio10Dar @APartridgeQOTD “In this game… size isn’t everything, but treachery is.”

Dwarf Traitors – a bit like the actual programme Traitors only better…. all the contestants are real dwarfs, that's bound to get laughs right off the bat but here is the kicker, they are all assigned as traitors and given real knives to kill each other. The last dwarf standing is given a prize...like an apple or something.

Idea for a Programme competition is now underway👌 Reply directly to this tweet with your best 'Idea for a Programme'. The reply with the most likes and retweets (combined), at the end of this week is our winner - let battle commence and please keep it clean!

@APartridgeQOTD Crocodiles in Dundee Alan Partridge travels to Dundee to investigate “an alarming rise in crocodile sightings” in the Scottish city centre. Alan dresses in a leather waistcoat, cork hat, and carries an oversized hunting knife “just in case”.

@APartridgeQOTD Norfolk ‘n’ Chance An investigative series where Alan takes a hired speedboat to hunt mythical creatures rumoured to live in the Broads. Ends most episodes with him cold and wet.

I hate football.

@HerefordFC If you'd have consulted the fans, we would have had this.

𝒩𝑒𝓉 the action begin! 🥅 The goals are in with some new look nets. Football at the MandM Edgar Street Stadium is just around the corner 🙌 #COYW | #OurCity

@DaveThroup Death Valley, Ross Vegas

Looks like Pershore’s tilt at 5 warmest UK days in a row has been thwarted by near neighbour Ross.

@SkyCricket 3s 5s 3 7

🗣️ "I knew the risk" Ollie Pope reflects on a slow day one of the third Test 💭

@DaveThroup Something I fear for this county. Ellie is trying her hardest here and at least engaging with the population, that alone feels like a breath of fresh air.

@Tozerrrr Only because you haven’t had an election lately. Reform have no answers or policies only infantile rhetoric

Dog whistle is only going to last so long mate. Time to start thinking about budget deficits, social care, potholes, bins, schools and dog sh#t.

@RonnieIrani @CharlesDagnall I bet your feet are still feeling good Ronnie. Lost 2.5 stone in 9 weeks from running and hard work, feet still feel a million dollars my man.

Never lose it @CharlesDagnall 💪🏼❤️💪🏼

The 1975 shouldn't even headline their own tour. Glasto is in the dogs. #Glastonbury