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@SullyTalkz Reasonable salary demand too very nice

Kobbie Mainoo and his family are at Carrington today to sign his new #MUFC contract. I'm hearing the base wage is close to £135K a week with performance based add-ons which can increase it a bit. The deal will extend his contract until 2031. United born and bred. ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@leegx82 x.com/abz8821/status…

Can barely scrounge a home ticket but plots up in plaza major in Madrid. Wake up people, these cunts are a disgrace.

@Nigel_Farage Could of at least turned up to vote then mate, practice what you preach

The vote in Parliament tonight was great theatre, but the three-line whip meant it would never be close. I want Starmer out, which is why I spent the day campaigning for it. If Reform crush Labour next week, he will be gone.

@PolitlcsUK Corruption at its finest if they had nothing to hide they would face it like everyone else does…

🚨 BREAKING: MPs have voted against referring Keir Starmer to the Privileges Committee for potentially misleading Parliament Yes: 223 No: 335

@Adisoooooo @RoniRMCF He’s won 2 trophy’s at Man Utd???

@RoniRMCF Bro was to busy kissing a trophy every season, he got nothing else to kiss in Manchester than the badge😂🤷🏽‍♂️

Did he kiss the Real Madrid badge?

@barcarchives @FabrizioRomano Wrong again, we won the fa cup 2 years ago against Man City. Our banter era has won more trophies than most teams have won in their fans life time

@Tpersie15 @FabrizioRomano While your recent major trophy is the 2023 Carabao Cup😂😂😂

🚨🏆 Manchester United, almost back in Champions League with only one more win needed… if Brighton win all remaining games. Michael Carrick has already won more PL games than Ruben Amorim as Man United manager this season.

@barcarchives @FabrizioRomano Win nothing? We’re literally one of the most successful team in England 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Tpersie15 @FabrizioRomano We win trophies on a low budget, while you spend millions and win nothing.

@barcarchives @FabrizioRomano Shut your broke arse up, can’t even afford €30m for your best player this season 😂

@FabrizioRomano Almost back in the Champions League… just need one more win if Brighton do everything perfectly 😂 Then they’ll spend the group stage making every matchday a stress test anyway.

@BenHtafc17 Sad that she got 3.4k likes and you only got 10% of that mate

1M views, can’t even begin to imagine how many I’ve got with this 😂😂😂

@ljtumelty @_Unknown_D_ I go every 2 weeks, normally pay cash but didn’t have any on me that day so paid by card bro.

My barber charges me £30 a trim, how much is everyone else paying these days?

@utdscope Balebea is just another Fred

First game of next season and we line up with this midfield three, we’d surely win it all.

@BenHtafc17 Cheers mate just gone to the self checkout and now I’ve bought a cock ring for £45

Feeling nice, tenner on here for anyone that wants it👍🏻 #PayItForward

@abzMCFC___ Basically when the card readers machines are offline, they use his head instead at hotel football

why is the burrow between his eyebrows so deep and permanent

@GBNEWS Because the French are doing such a good job at protecting our borders 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

BREAKING: Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood signs the new migrant deal with France, which is set to cost the taxpayer £600million over three years.

@CFCPys @TheAthleticFC If he goes he’s a bigger hypocrite than Mason Mount 🤣

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester City have interest in Enzo Fernandez. (@TheAthleticFC) nytimes.com/athletic/72190…

@PolitlcsUK Dictatorship

🚨 WATCH: Kemi Badenoch asks Keir Starmer if he will "finally take responsibility" and resign Starmer: "She claimed Mandelson could not have been cleared. She was wrong. She said Ministers must have been told. She was wrong. She rushed to judgement as always" #PMQs

@smigg115 @Joeblogsmcfc @Tgarratt10 You go wank yourself to sleep over your ma’s knickers because you’ll never get a woman hiding behind a faceless account

@Tpersie15 @Joeblogsmcfc @Tgarratt10 Hahahaha id rather look like that then have arms like a 14 year old girl & my mrs looking like harry maguire

Banter aside Arsenal actually had a go today, much more than I expected, quality in the final 3rd was the big difference. City are just a different beast when they smell blood.

@smigg115 @Joeblogsmcfc @Tgarratt10 “10 pints and I wouldn’t go near yours mate”

@Tpersie15 @Joeblogsmcfc @Tgarratt10 10 pints and I wouldn’t go near yours mate

@mcandidate Proper remind me of…

"...no but, she is"