Traci Carson, PhD, MPH

You’re Not Pauline Ferrand-Prévot — And That’s Okay open.substack.com/pub/tcarson13/…

Muscle Medicine: Part 1 open.substack.com/pub/tcarson13/…

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You’re Not Pauline Ferrand-Prévot — And That’s Okay open.substack.com/pub/tcarson13/…

Why probability probably doesn’t exist (but it is useful to act like it does) nature.com/articles/d4158…

Nvm. This is insane

@Matt_Pinner 30+55=85

How do you calculate 56+29 in your head without a calculator? Indulge me please, I am trying to check something

@SerenaBidwell You're a rockstar!

truly loving intern year ❤️ what a joy to grow and learn every day from the most wonderful teachers

@this_is_mallory @DrJenGunter wow. yes, couldn't be amenorrhea. silly me for suggesting that, I only wrote a dissertation about it.

Spotted: Two men talking about how women don’t need to bleed on their periods because blood is dirty. cc: @DrJenGunter The worst part? 👇🏻🧵

Meanwhile...one of the funniest interviews of the Olympics so far was when NCAA champion Christopher Morales-Williams of @UGATrack was asked about handling pressure at the Olympics. He's 19 years old and representing Canada and just advanced to the semifinal. Here's what he said: “I was talking with Coach Caryl (Smith-Gilbert), she was telling me ‘You’ve done harder things than this already.’ SECs was harder. SECs last year was harder than any race I’ve done this year. The hardest part was just getting to be that fast. Now I just go out there and have fun. If I lose, I just go back to school and continue on with my life. But these guys, you know, they’re old. They’ve got cars, and kids. I don’t even own a car, I don’t even have to pay for gas. So it’s like, what do I even need to worry about? Spending money on pencils?” The @SEC – It Just Means More. #Paris2024 #Olympics #Athletics

@NC_Renic attacked.

If PhDs are so impressive then why can't I spell "definitely"

@NC_Renic GPT-5 owes their therapist $5,000

GPT-5 confirmed to confidently try to complete 11 tasks simultaneously then email you 6 months later explaining it’s had a mental breakdown

While i'm at it, here is a non-work related life update. I've upgraded to Category 2 on the road 🤠 When i'm not at my laptop, i'm on my bike 10-12/hrs a week & walking my dogs.

Excited to announce that i am very tired all the time.

@JKubale @stephenjwild @statsdatasci @ucfagls This just gave me a traumatic flashback from that one particular semester of Biostats, John 😂

*brother

@runcamille you have just made my whole career worthwhile. Thank you for this post, you have no idea what it means to me. This right here ⬇️ is why I do what I do. Thanks Camille for sharing these insights.

@this_is_mallory I just spit out my coffee.

The anti-vaxxer measles playbook just dropped 🫠