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@elonmusk @jonstewart Can you go a single day without talking shit about someone?

@jonstewart Not as good as you! Stop being so humble.

Elon Musk is an extremely skilled propagandist.

Come on the show!! We’ll talk about how self deprecating we both are!!

@elonmusk @diana_dukic Everyone is complaining all day long. Or they’re talking about politics. It’s a toxic wasteland here

@diana_dukic What needs to be better?

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

@DirtyTesLa @28delayslater Elon meant to say FSD updates would banish

Maybe 14.3 will have banish

Can’t wait!!!

@Barchart When was 38trillion? How far back?

JUST IN 🚨: U.S. National Debt surpasses $39 Trillion for the first time in history 🚨 Congrats everyone, we did it 🥳🫂

The countdown to chaos has begun. 💎 #SonicMovie4 - only in theatres March 19, 2027.

The stock market over the last couple months

@ConanOBrien @joshgroban @SterlingKBrown @ABCNetwork @TheAcademy @doneanddustedtv You killed it! Loved it

Thank you to the The Academy, the wonderful production cast & crew, and my incredible team for all their hard work on my second year hosting The Oscars. Aunt Gladys and I are forever grateful. #Oscars

@SantoroSystems Fake

What does the F stand for....

@elonmusk I paid 10k for it and it doesn’t work on HW3

Try Tesla FSD (self-driving)!

@TheRealMessages @Dexerto X isnt even mentioned…

@Dexerto Meta fired a shot at X. How many of you will switch?

Facebook is launching a creator program paying $1,000 to $3,000 per month for creators to switch platforms Creators must have 100K to 1M followers on Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube to be eligible

When the government tells you: “We’re in the same boat”

Remember when Elon musk said that he’d get rid of bots and now 60% of Twitter users are bots

@TheBabylonBee Politics are fucking stupid. We gotta stop acting like these people care about us

Republicans Announce Plan To Keep Doing Opposite Of What Everyone Voted For Them To Do buff.ly/5DPGNed

@elonmusk Finally, you’re making some sense

Why is that?

@elonmusk @wholemars @WR4NYGov If CNN reported this you’d say “CNN are liars!” But since it’s FOX News, you’ll give them another free pass

@wholemars @WR4NYGov Logs show driver disengaged Autopilot four seconds before crashing

The media is running a story today about how a Cybertruck “allegedly” crashed on a Texas highway. Spoiler alert, the crash happened while the human driver was in control. The law firm, which is seeking $1 million, says that last summer Justine Saint Amour was driving her Cybertruck with Autopilot engaged. There’s just one problem — Autopilot is a legacy lane keeping system that never shipped on Cybertruck. The driver then admits that before the crash they disengaged the system and started driving manually. Indeed, the video shows the truck starting to turn before the driver disengaged and drove into the wall. Tesla hasn’t officially responded to the lawsuit yet, but available telemetry indicates the driver probably wasn’t paying attention, got startled, and crashed. There doesn’t seem to be any attempt to steer back towards the on-ramp in the video, rather you see the trajectory change from turning with the ramp to driving straight into it. When you crash your car, people tend to put blame on anyone but themselves. A high profile company like Tesla, with a CEO who is the wealthiest man on Earth? Yeah, they kinds of BS lawsuits happen often. Let’s wait for more data and discovery to take place, but based on the evidence i’m seeing so far that doesn’t look like something FSD — even an older V13 — would do.

@elonmusk If those celebrities voted red, you’d be sucking their dicks. Don’t pretend like your obsession with politics hasn’t rot your brain

Winning an Oscar has become an embarrassment

@SawyerMerritt Only 999,997 more to go!

Looks like Tesla has added another Unsupervised Model Y to its robotaxi fleet in Austin.