To the Moon

I don’t know why I’m so nervous for tomorrow… I feel like I’m running for president 😫

these are clearly the mannerisms of a woman who has met a werewolf before and does NOT want to meet another one

Tuesday schedule 8:30 soy latte at local drag brunch 9:00 vote for Kamala 20 times 11:30 get abortion 1:00 vote for Kamala another 50 times 6:00 vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong 9:00 another abortion

i think this is legitimately what’s happening to voters as Election Day inches closer and closer

@dobdob365 @jackisjake

@cstegman Black people looking at Bryan Johnson:

Add it to the surreal Biden pictures hall of fame

Ariana Grande via Instagram

@Jkurt98 @JHWeissmann Twitter criticizes “email jobs” as being nonproductive every day.

@JHWeissmann They should not count because there is no way to know how many are actually doing productive jobs and how many are useless drones drawing paychecks doing nothing productive, unlike private sector jobs.

@ChrisDJackson @POTUS Isn’t he a Washington DC resident tho meaning it doesn’t matter?

📢 BREAKING: President Joe Biden just made history by casting his early vote for Vice President Kamala Harris, supporting her bid to become the first female president in U.S. history. True to form, @POTUS didn’t skip the line – he stood patiently, just like everyone else, to make his voice heard. Have you cast your vote yet?

dev patel lookalike contest in my bedroom

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

@disngganonymous Learned this hard way after walking 20 minutes to the Walmart in Cancun and doing 30 minutes of shopping 🤦🏾‍♂️

how tf the corner store got apple pay but walmart don’t

@artchad All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Someone explain to me how owning a Rolex is not contradictory to being a communist? I'm not making the "if communist then why iphone?" argument. A Rolex is only a symbol of upper-class status and has no other function , it costs $15,000.

wife is going to Sarajevo for work and my father in law was like "be careful, that is not a safe country, archduke Franz Ferdinand was shot there"

@blaccmassxx This is growing up

i just got youtube premium for the first time