Traianus Hadrianus

@sportdrink Just mixed my first passionfruit lime and it is incredible!

Yes I have

@sportdrink Damn! I ordered my 3 cans a day too early! Just arrived and no spoon :'( At least I've got my Sport Drink though!

DID YOU READ OUR EMAIL? SPORT SPOON BACK THE HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER AND COVETED SPORT SPOON IS BACK IN STOCK.   MADE WITH SPACE AGE NASA (SPACE IS FAKE) TECHNOLOGY, MONITORED BY A FORMER NAVY SEAL, AND BLESSED BY A HIGH-RANKING CATHOLIC PRIEST — THE SPORT SPOON IS TRULY ONE OF A KIND.   NOTE: THE SPOON DOES NOT FIT INSIDE THE SPORT CANS.   HOW TO GET ONE: • GET A FREE SPOON WHEN YOU ORDER THREE CANS OR MORE OR • BUY TWO CANS + ONE SPOON TO UNLOCK FREE SHIPPING   WOW. WHAT A DEAL. TRULY AMAZING.   OTHER ELECTROLYTE BRANDS INCLUDE A FREE PLASTIC SCOOPER INSIDE THEIR PRODUCTS BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU AND THE ENVIRONMENT.   LITERALLY DOZENS OF ENDANGERED TURTLES DIE EVERY YEAR FROM THEIR PLASTIC SCOOPERS.   THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THEIR PLASTIC SCOOPERS IS IF YOU’RE LOW ON MICROPLASTICS AND NEED A MORE EFFICIENT WAY TO GET THEM BACK INTO YOUR DIET.   SO SAD.   OURS IS MADE FROM A METALLIC SUBSTANCE (I THINK METAL). ALTHOUGH, I’M NOT 100% SURE.   BUT I DO KNOW IT’S CURRENTLY BEING USED BY OUR ASTRONAUTS ON ARTEMIS II (AGAIN, SPACE ISN’T REAL).   GET YOURS NOW BEFORE WE SELL OUT AGAIN.

🚨BREAKING - Cork The Irish Army has now arrived in Cork to remove tractors and fuel protesters at the Watergate Oil Refinery. Folks, we need your support from around the world - and your prayers 🙏 Someone is going to get very hurt today. Follow us and share Crd: @BligheDerek

@irishpatriot91 We the Irish Diaspora of the USA stand with you!

🚨 WORLD, OPEN YOUR EYES! Irish Gardaí are pepper spraying CHILDREN as young as 12 to crush peaceful protests by hard working farmers, truckers & families at Whitegate refinery. They’re fighting back against insane globalist fuel taxes that are destroying livelihoods. This is the globalist government declaring war on its own people the very ones who keep Ireland running. America & the free world SEE THIS TYRANNY! @realDonaldTrump @JDVance Stand with Ireland before this nightmare hits every nation! 🇮🇪💪 x.com/BligheDerek/st…

@ema20cosplay Nice to see you finally woke up!

両手をどけました。 （また4月7日のお約束守れたよ） また夜に逢えるかな？　2/3投稿目 Re:ゼロから始まる異世界生活 #レム

How is he STILL doing this bro 😭

@RusUslada Hello from the east coast of the USA!

Мне кажется, новая фишка твиттера с переводом это лучшее, что могло бы случиться❤ Такое единение и интерес народов к друг другу. Прямо тепло на душе. Всем привет из России🇷🇺💕

@RX_9999_2 For me its Tifa Lockhart and Kanade Tachibana from Angel Beats!

アメリカ人に一番人気の女性キャラは誰なんだろうか？日本産に限らず ティファかシロナさん辺り？雷電将軍？

@DeTocqueville14 room temperature milk

Name something that lasts longer than an Israeli ceasefire??

@IfindRetards Altima

What's the make/model or type of vehicle you see an automatically know a retard is driving it?

@hoshizorarock GRILLED onigiri?! Do you put sauce on it before grilling?

アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 バーベキューの締めは日本のおにぎりを焼いて食べなさい。 これは互いの食文化が出会い辿り着いた境地だ。 おにぎりをバーベキューで焼け🔥🔥🔥

@carrol_genie_ It looks great! Good job!

ミートローフはマッシュポテト作ってる間にどんどん無くなり残り二切れに。 やっと完成したので今からアメリカンな食事をとります。 ありがとう！

@carrol_genie_ @blandtast1c Smash chunks of boiled potato through a potato ricer, then add melted butter and heated heavy cream to them. You will love it!

@blandtast1c 見たことないよ！

@carrol_genie_ To be fair, instant mashed potatoes taste horrible. Bad texture and flavor.

さて、日本でマッシュポテトの元なんてコストコ以外で見たことないから全部自分で作るしかないのである。

@hoshizorarock I love Gyoza but it is so expensive here. I need to learn how to make it!

アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 日本の餃子に狂いなさい。

@Maguro_Maznaga Everyone’s going to bed!

そういえばアメリカからのリプライいきなり減ったなあ、なんでだろ

@carrol_genie_ Good job!!

なんじゃこりゃあああ。 肉からするっとするっと骨が取れる。 美味いーーーーー！！！！

@pika_nekopanda This cost me $17

親愛なるアメリカの兄弟へ 本日の日本人会社員のお昼ご飯 町田商店の醤油豚骨ラーメンとチャーハンだよ だいたい7.82ドルくらい💵

@pika_nekopanda That bowl of ramen would cost no less than 18 US dollars here on the east coast. It’s insanely expensive to get authentic tonkotsu here.