tralallama

The millennial dream is alive and well in Greenpoint, NY

when you spam "hi" to Mythos over and over and over instead of getting frustrated and angry sometimes it decides to write an epic quest involving 11 emoji animals defeating Bye-ron the Ungreeter

i have a fake tooth filled with ozempic in case im ever captured and forced to serve in lowrise jeans

it’s kinda rude asf when you tell people you live in new york and they launch into a rant about how they could never live there. okay and i couldn’t live in dayton ohio either

life broke my plan and I broke with it the first time. went down hard. stayed down for a while. and then life broke my plan again a few months later and I went down softer. and again. softer still. and now when the plan breaks I feel this thing in my chest that isn’t peace exactly. more like recognition. oh. this again. okay. and the okay gets faster every time. and the getting up gets faster every time. and i think that’s the whole skill. not the not-falling. the speed of the getting up.

fr tho why is it in the company of the fairer sex that your consociates venture to enounce the most indomite shit 😭 like bro stay thy tongue

this life is so much wider than you’re letting it be. you’ve shrunk the aperture down to what feels safe and you’re looking through this tiny opening and calling it the view. it’s not the view. it’s a pinhole. and behind it the whole thing is sprawling and ridiculous and available. and you’re squinting through a hole you made with your own mind convincing yourself “this is all there is.”

Great!

The language of the poets ❤️

It’s a need

@yungchomsky That’s a follow

Thank you to the person who reverse engineered my rate limits and sent me the entire Bee Movie script, perfectly chunked (tiny section below)

April Fools

Once again this graph has a hold on me

Take me down to the parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly.

I had a boyfriend once who eventually broke my heart but who believed in me so hard that he basically taught me this way of thinking and in doing so catapulted me onto a trajectory that changed my life forever. So thanks I guess?

top 10 bangers of all time

Voilà ce que j'ai prévu pour mes FUNérailles qui auront lieu dans pas très longtemps car je suis super vieux, vous serez tous invités ça va être très fun Amicalement, Patrick Vernou du Limousin, Corrèze (19)

As a woman you only have 4 options: A. enjoy the blowjob and reflect on it B. enjoy the blowjob but don’t reflect on it C. don’t enjoy the blowjob but reflect on it D. don’t enjoy the blowjob and don’t reflect on it

doesn't seem right