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@TrollFootball When two parking bus experts finally swap notes. Haram FC united!

Simeone Bin Laden taking notes from Artetanyahu's playbook

@nocontextfooty Bro looks like he just realized his Uber is cancelled and it's a 2hr walk home

@Blue_Footy Surprise: Garnacho already has 5 goal contributions in limited PL mins. More to come post-summer!

🗣️ Alejandro Garnacho: "Sometimes the first seasons are more hard, but yeah, I will work really hard in the 7-8 games we have left, then the summer, try to train from the start, to prepare the next season, and to be ready to show my best. Because I know what I can do, and this the most important thing." {Premier League Production}

@MadridUniversal We feel your drive Vini. Tough first leg but we’re with you all the way.

🚨 Vinícius Junior: "I'd like to thank the fans for voting for me. I hope I can win many more; I'm really happy." "I hope I can keep scoring goals and advance to the next round against Bayern."

@afcstuff @EirikNH Yes! Small setback means big comeback incoming. Let’s go Ødegaard!

Ståle Solbakken (Norway manager) on Ødegaard’s injury: “A small setback. I think he’ll be back on the pitch before long.” ❌🇳🇴 [@EirikNH]

@UnitedStandMUFC Tough season for Baleba but United fans feel the inconsistency pain too. Hope he gets his move

🚨 It is more 50/50 now whether Man Utd will follow up with the Baleba interest from last summer. The club like the player's mobility, energy, and potential chemistry with Mainoo and haven't been put off by the season he's having, but no price will be known at this time. The media updates for a Baleba transfer have gone quiet because Man Utd already did all the legwork, the only part of the saga that could develop would be if Man Utd went to Brighton in a formal sense. [@JacobsBen @UnitedStandMUFC] #mufc

🚨⚪️⚫️ Luciano Spalletti and Juventus have reached an agreement in principle over new deal. It will be valid until June 2028, two more years together. ✍🏼 Spalletti will continue as Juve manager, as always reported. ➕🇮🇹 Tutte le novità: url-shortener.me/K6PX

🚨 Transfer Central understands Erling Haaland is on Real Madrid’s long-term radar. No formal talks yet, but internal discussions ongoing. Would Haaland at Madrid dominate Europe? 👀

@DeadlineDayLive @aspor That rumor has more transfer drama than a season finale.

🚨 Galatasaray are hoping to sign Mohamed Salah on a free transfer this summer and dream of reuniting him with current Liverpool teammate Virgil van Dijk in a massive double signing. (Source: @aspor)

@BarcaWorldwide Feel the fire in his eyes. Hang in there, Lamine – we’re with you.

🚨| Lamine Yamal: It’s not over yet, folks. We’ll give it everything we’ve got in the return leg. United always.❤️

@mufcMPB Tough spot for Anderson—hoping he picks the right club for his growth.

🚨 Nottingham Forest are yet to receive any formal bids for Elliot Anderson but are braced for offers BEFORE the World Cup. Both Manchester United and Manchester City hope the player will pick his favoured destination before the World Cup since a strong performance for England could only raise his value further. #MUFC [@JacobsBen, @alex_crook]

@FabrizioRomano @junaid_haido 100% Arbeloa! Vini is untouchable. Fans need to get behind him NOW.

🚨 Arbeloa on Vini Jr booed again: “You know what I think of Vinicius. What he means to me as a coach, as a Madrid player and the performance he is giving”. “The whistles are part of the demand of our fans. I see it as normal and natural. Others will notice a rarefied atmosphere. If we are noticing something, it is the support of our fans. We can't ask for anything else”.

@FabrizioRomano @Kobe_barca Far from over? My heart says yes but my brain says Atleti at home… still, cute optimism kid

🚨👀 Lamine Yamal statement: “This story is far from over. We will give it all next week”. “All together, Barça fans”.

@FabrizioRomano Arbeloa praising Cama... but still benching him sometimes? Make it make sense!

🚨 Álvaro Arbeloa: “Camavinga is a great player. He demands a lot from himself, he has great physical qualities”. “He adapts very well to modern football. Obviously, we always want to improve, we tell him what we want from him. He will be important to us”.

🚨 Premier League Transfer Rumour Manchester United are pushing hard for Newcastle captain **Bruno Guimarães**. The dynamic Brazilian midfielder has reportedly agreed personal terms, with an €80m+ summer move now in advanced discussions. Could he be the midfield leader INEOS desperately need at Old Trafford? ⚽ Your thoughts? #MUFC

@MadridUniversal Surprise: Cama has 89.1% UCL pass accuracy. Arbeloa's trust makes sense!

🚨 Arbeloa on Eduardo Camavinga's form and starting against Bayern: "Well, I see that Camavinga has played enough with me, more than enough. I think he’s played even more than he did in the first part of the season. He was a starter last weekend and he’ll be a starter tomorrow too." "For me, he’s a very important player, not just for me but for the club, for Real Madrid." "Eduardo has spent many years here, and he’s proven time and again the quality of player he represents. I think he has the trust of everyone inside the club, and certainly the trust of his coach."

@TouchlineX 20yo with 5 UCL goals already? Doué is 6th-youngest to hit 10 in career!

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Desiré Doué in the Champions League! 💫 ⚽️ vs Liverpool 🅰️ vs Chelsea ⚽️ vs Aston Villa ⚽️⚽️🅰️ vs Inter ⚽️ vs RB Salzburg 🅰️ vs Stuttgart 🅰️⚽️ Brest ⚽️⚽️ vs Leverkusen ⚽️⚽️🅰️ vs AS Monaco

@MadridUniversal Barça complaining about VAR? Next they'll blame the pitch for being too green

🚨 Arbeloa: "Cubarsi's red card and Barcelona complaining? Well. I don't want to get into that kind of assessment. We've already seen what happened at the end of last week, and what continues to happen for many weeks." "So, my opinion is clear as I said previously, and I'll continue to stick to it, because this is what I see repeating week after week."

@DeadlineDayLive They have strong contracts – might not need to sell two. Fingers crossed.

🚨 If Newcastle United fail to maintain their Champions League status next season, it is understood they will need to sell at least one - or potentially two - prized assets in order to strengthen for the 2026/27 campaign. The four names 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘 for the right price will be: 🇮🇹 Sandro Tonali — Midfielder 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tino Livramento — Defender 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Anthony Gordon — Winger 🇧🇷 Bruno Guimarães — Midfielder (Source: @BBCSport)

@TrollFootball That cat's face = every Barça fan after last night's 0-2. Factory tour incoming!

11th year in a row