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Major concert tours are cancelling because of unsold seats? Have they considered lowering the price of tickets from $2,000 or using someone who is not Ticketmaster for ticket sales?

THEY ARE LYING TO YOU ABOUT THE SHOOTING THAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE WHITE HOUSE

It's almost certain Reform Ltd have broken the law in threatening voters with detention camps. It's absolutely certain no action will be taken.

If Corbyn lawfaired the living shit out of the first cunt who accused him of Being an antisemite 10 years ago, We'd never of had years of this gang of Epstein Riddled Dick riders using it as a cheat code against every decent Human being wanting to improve society.

spanish bitches be like "papi why July to me"…. first of all bitch we in May

Reminder: When the Panama Papers came out it revealed all the rich people in the world are part of an enormous criminal conspiracy to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts and literally nothing happened except a reporter working on the story was assassinated.

The hidden force:

To make the jump from a mentally ill man attacking 3 people, two Jews and a Muslim, to saying peaceful Pro-Palestinian marches must be banned as a consequence, is totally irrational, bizarre and downright Orwellian. This lunacy from our politicians must be challenged.

If THAT is what winning/losing the title ultimately comes down to, I’m not sure how Guehi lives this down.

this girl said i went to the IMAX, the theater was completely sold out, and two girls were sitting in the seats I had bought. Very confidently, one of them pulled out her phone to show me that she also had the same seat numbers. Their tickets were for yesterday...

People who ask how he got the exact background don’t know that Kobe Bryant took the picture at Inter Milan’s stadium.

Green Party: “Israel should stop committing genocide” British Journalists: “You vile racist antisemites!” Reform: “we are going to open concentration camps for migrants” British Journalists: “This is a bold new policy from the latest disruptive force in British politics.”

So basically now Iran has 24 hours to surrender or they’ll have 14 days to surrender.

Now this is interesting. In his last meeting with Ceferin, Florentino Perez is trying to persuade UEFA again to take action against Barcelona and suspend the club from playing in European competitions because of the Negreira case.

We gotta stop letting people who have never smoked weed determine what weed does and does not help you do

told this older dude at the gym i watched the Michael Jackson movie 3x and bro casually hit me with the "I actually saw MJ on the Victory Tour in 1984, tickets were free..."

@heis_fede Bro doesn’t know the first-ever guard of honor in La Liga history was Real Madrid honoring Barcelona.

Newham residents I hate to be the bearer of bad news but our council tax goes up 33% if West Han get relegated

Clarence Thomas walked through every open door created for him because of his race then shut them all behind him so no one else can get the same opportunities he did.

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!