Femiana

Just here to drop some sauce on the TL. Cuz I bodied this graduation shoot. I’ve reached attending status - Motigbana Motielevate (I got the fire, I leveled up).

@Ronaele__ They can oh. I got a breast reduction. The key to keeping them small is weight maintenance if you gain weight the fat will store in the breast. So strict diet. I pray pregnancy will not destroy my investment sha

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I can’t wait for my trip to Lagos

Sometimes you just know something is gonna happen and the men don’t believe you. It happens now we staring at each other in silence.

Wisteria is the sign that my suffering is about to peak.

I used to think of all these people that suffered with allergies as having inferior genetics. Now look at me can’t breathe cuz trees are mating with my maladapted genetics for North America

@ebelee_ @imoteda Asoebi is looking like bridal wear not the other way around.

@imoteda It’s because the brides are now abandoning the bridal materials and styles to do aso-ebi styles and beadings. So standing out has become harder.

Used to be team “you can’t outdress a Nigerian bride” but lately…

@nifemi_a_jay Yes

Are there really people who are just constantly clearing their throat for the rest of their lives?

I can’t lie I love minding strangers’ business. Give me the tea.

@_thatstoobad 🤣🤣🤣

Buncha horndogs fr that family

@kaaego Please I came from IG just to ask how long you were talking for? 42 matches for bread is insane

i searched “bread” in our chat

whenever i asked him what he ate it always “bread” 😭😭

My favorite thing me and my friends do is stripping men of their names in the group chat until they earn their spot in our lives

I told them at 40 give me the one that’s single cuz he was a hoe not cuz he’s socially awkward.

I have wonderful names I’ve been collecting for my offspring. Once I turn 40, I will start giving them away at naming ceremonies cuz they can’t just rot in my phone.

Or is it a privilege to have carved out my success and adapt to a world that wasn’t built for my brain with the intelligence I do have? Because I would have been left to figure it out on my own regardless?

If I wasn’t intelligent maybe they’d have caught it sooner. But if I was slightly below average intelligence would they? Would they have given me the tools to succeed?

So much of my childhood struggles were undiagnosed ADHD. And I’m amazed how much of me is actually attributed to neurodivergence.

I love my titties. That’s all. That’s the tweet.

I will never in life call a bubu a moomoo

@nifemi_a_jay If this is for Atlanta you will roast like a duck

@TrapMoneyFemi I don’t care. I will be wearing this jacket. I am manifesting fall weather. Thank ya

I’ve forgotten what level of jacket 70° needs

@Abayomi_Faleye @asemota The can stone you with this. That is delectable you don’t eat plantain for health purely for enjoyment.

@asemota Only this is acceptable pls…that is filled with oil.

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