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@SenWarren @SenWarren you’re a fucking loser 🤡

If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

@LizzieMarbach I wonder what dumbass hobbies you get into that your lesbian partner probably hates… probably running this rage bait account for attention cus you can’t get it anywhere else in your life 🤡

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@LizzieMarbach Good

I’ve had close to 100 people unfollow me today over this. 🤣🤣🤣 CRAZY.

@Rightanglenews This is what happens when you run your mouth about your woke opinions to the world 🤡

Failed Snow White actress Rachel Zegler, who cost Disney more than $170 million in her role as the princess, is being brutally mocked for her Met Gala appearance, particularly for her odd jaw movements.

@TopTierPucks @mdixonair Do you just decide to tweet whatever comes to your mind without a second thought?¿ God you’re the worst

@mdixonair Golf?

Jason Robertson has a big announcement — he broke 100 yesterday.

@DavidCBets You should watch Shoresy. It’s about setting the tone. Both teams were out there trying to kill each other and get the early lead in the series. Game 2 is gonna be another story.

Low scoring, technically-sound playoff hockey is better than 15 goal disorganized slop

@tharlsglazer Fuck yeah, great take here 🎉

If Jamie cares about the stars he will retire, I understand that’s a hard decision but he’s been nothing but a liability in the playoffs year after year

@TopTierPucks Looks more like the Oiler’s playoff appearance this year if you ask me 🤡 hoping for a slow and painful recovery.

BREAKING: Lightning goalie Andrei Vasilevskiy has been hit by a car shortly after exiting the arena. Hoping for a speedy recovery 💙

@_abigaiiiil Too bad he is a terrible example of what a team captain should act like. Can’t control his emotions and is one of the dirtiest to ever do it 🤡

Jamie Benn was asked what the Dallas Stars means to and representing the Stars throughout his career, he responded, “everything”. “It’s all I know and it’s been a great honor.”

@starsfanerik @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets And your super stars are on summer break after a horrible round 1. Nice take, though! 🤡

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets And so are the Wild. Both teams are atrocious.

Avalanche are playing like morons.

@bcofer12 @Night_Ghost66 @Kosty791 The more you talk, the less you make sense. Elite keyboard warrior, aren’t ya? 🤡

@Night_Ghost66 @TrashPanda_66_ @Kosty791 Yeah well you know that knocked out feeling we’ve done it to you enough. Mikko is part of the Stars stop qualifying getting slapped by us. Let’s see how far you would go without McKinnon. We played like crap on 5v5. PP is part of the game. How about this don’t foul.

Are the Dallas Stars the biggest fraud of the playoffs this year?

@TopTierPucks @Kgill39 @zach_20007 @Chewbakka42049 It’s hard to say you actually have a single brain cell when it comes to puck knowledge. I swear your account is just rage bait 🤡

Puck knowers had Vegas advancing ✅

@bcofer12 @Kosty791 Stars sucked at 5on5 full strength goals. Their power play saved them. They didn’t score a single full strength goal during the Wild series. Record comprised of tons of OT wins when 3on3, not even top 10 in regular season wins either. Yet you would’ve still “slapped us” haha.

@TrashPanda_66_ @Kosty791 That’s what happens when 2 of your top 6 forwards are out of the series or else you would’ve. Lucky you.

@bcofer12 @Kosty791 Ask any Avs fan and they’ll tell you we wanted Dallas in round 2. Best rivalry in the league if you ask me, but you guys couldn’t handle MN so neither of us gets the chance. Enjoy your early vacation, see ya next season loser 🏝️

@TrashPanda_66_ @Kosty791 Like you are owned by the Stars. Come on dude admit it. You were so sweating to face the Stars because we would’ve slapped yall out again. We are so rent free in your head LOL

@bcofer12 @Kosty791 *loses argument* -> brings up something irrelevant “Owned”

@TrashPanda_66_ @Kosty791 You mean like Cowboys vs. Broncos, 5-3? OK then. #owned

@bcofer12 @Kosty791 Yeah real fortuitous for the stars organization. Count the cup wins not playoff losses, bitch #GoAvsGo

@TrashPanda_66_ @Kosty791 What's Avs record in playoffs vs. Stars this Decade? 0-3. Thank you for being our doormat hahahaha !!!

@TopTierPucks Yeahhh little too late for humility out of you. Good try though pal 🙌🏼

To the #FlyTogether fans As an Oilers fan, I apologize for letting my disappointment get the better of me after the game. I was unsportsmanlike. You played a strong, deserving game and earned the win. Congratulations on the victory. Looking forward to our next matchup - TTH

@_HockeyTonk Benn can rot in hell and so can the rest of your precious stars. He’s one of the dirtiest players on the ice and everyone knows it. 🤡

As a lifelong Stars fan who is 29 years old. I am really emotional about potentially watching Benn’s last game as a Star. Many younger fans think of him as a goon or heel. I watched him usher this franchise into what it is today. He was the transition from Brenden Morrow to the juggernaut it has become. He won an Art Ross. For a few seasons, he was up there with prime Crosby and Ovechkin. He won Gold in 2014 with team Canada. I understand he is a polarizing player, and deserving of criticism lately, but please understand that he is a franchise legend. I have watched him for 17 seasons. His jersey number should never be worn in Dallas ever again. If you retire and never wear Victory Green again. Thank you, Jamie. #TexasHockey

@TopTierPucks You’re pathetic @TopTierPucks

Congratulations on winning a rigged series Ducks fans. Can’t wait to see Vegas crush you losers in 5. Never seen a more classless city

I’ve accepted this blitz.