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masha@MashaParty
how can you tell if your therapist is trying to turn you into the joker
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Shash
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@onlyforthevoid I feel like this is a Taylor Swift marketing thing and her newest album is going to be number 1
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Luka and Jokic on the same basketball team would fix the geopolitical issues
M4ciekssspl@MacieksssPL
@joakial_ These countries are so similar, why don't they just unite
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Hip-Hop: The Passion of Drake
*Drake hosts his last studio session with his disciples*
Drake: I know one of you has betrayed me
21 Savage: What!?! Who?
*Drake’s disciples look around in surprise, while Metro Boomin sits in silence*
Drake: It’s ok. Let’s enjoy this final studio session
*Drake lifts up USB sticks and champagne*
Drake: Use. These are my feature verses. Drink. This is my blood. Let them forgive any sins.
*Drake hands out the USB sticks and champagne to forgive the sins*
*The disciples consume the champagne and plug the USB sticks into their MacBooks*
Travis Scott: It’s lit
*After the studio session Drake moves to the garden where he is freestyling and Metro Boomin joins him*
Metro Boomin: Drake…
Drake: Friend, you did what you had to do
Metro Boomin: I know…
*Metro Boomin kisses Drake on the cheek to signal the betrayal*
*Moments after Kanye’s army enters to arrest Drake and take him away to trial*
High Priest Pusha T: Are you Drake, the member of the big 3?
Drake: Yes. I am.
*The crowd reacts in anger, and ask a disciple, 21 Savage, if he knows Drake*
21 Savage: I don’t know him. I don’t know who he is. We’ve never met!
*Drake looks to 21 Savage and nods, knowing it’s part of the prophecy*
*They transfer Drake to Kanye West’s palace for the rest of the trial*
Kanye: Are you Drake, the King of Hip-Hop?
Drake: My kingdom is not of this place, it is R&B
*Kanye sees no faults in Drake, but is left no choice, but to listen to the crowd*
Kanye: I see no choice, but to have you crucified.
*Drake accepts his fate as it fulfils his prophecy*
Drake: I understand. May Pac forgive you.
*Drake is taken out where he is to carry a large cross to the eventual place of his crucifixion*
*Drake falls once when carrying the cross, but continues*
Drake: Ouch.
*On the way Drake see Lil Wayne crying with his disciple, PARTYNEXTDOOR*
Drake: Father take care of thy disciple. Disciple, take care of my father.
PARTYNEXTDOOR: I will.
*PARTYNEXTDOOR hugs and eases Lil Wayne*
*Drake continues until J. Cole of Forest Hill comes to help him*
J. Cole: Let me help you out
Drake: Thank you
J. Cole: I’m a Born Sinner, but I will help you
Drake: Your sins will be forgiven my child
*As the two carry the cross, until Drake passes Sexyy Red, who wipes Drake’s face of the sweat and blood*
*Drake’s face prints on the LV napkin as she wipes it*
Sexxy Red: No way.
*Drake falls for a second time*
Drake: Ughhhh. Don’t give up on me now
*As they continue Drake meets the IG models of hip-hop, as they cry watching him suffer*
Drake: Don’t cry for me. Cry for yourselves and your children.
*Drake falls a third, before eventually reaching the point*
Drake: Almost there. Hold On, We’re Going Home
*Upon his arrival Drake is stripped of his Off-White garments before he is nailed to the cross*
Drake: Oh my goodness!
*After being nailed to the cross, he is lifted, where he is crucified between DaBaby and R. Kelly*
Soldier Kendrick Lamar: Hail Drake! The king of Hip-Hop haha
Drake: Forgive them Pac, they don’t know what they did.
*As Drake hangs from the cross he utters his final words*
Drake: This is God’s Plan.
*After dying Drake is taken off the cross and carried to a tomb*
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RIP the Zion Williamson of otters 😢
NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners@NCAABuzzerBters
Absolute Baller. Pour one out for a real one
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I will not be bullied by my municipal government. Comrades, who among you will join me in drinking 1-3 gallons of unboiled, unspoiled Memphis tap?
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