Fake Points Travel Blogger
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Fake Points Travel Blogger
@TravelFake
Poking fun at “travel bloggers” AKA credit card salespeople. Equal opportunity parody account. 11/193
United States Katılım Mayıs 2019
159 Takip Edilen5K Takipçiler
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I used to love the Centurion Lounge. Now is its full of poors who are there for free liquor and act like assholes.
Best thing for all airport lounges is STOP GIVING AWAY FREE LIQUOR. Sell booze for twice what it costs at the bars in the airport. You'll re-establish exclusivity overnight, and leave the broke dick loser drunks at Chilis.
𝐄𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚@EudaimoniaEsq
I have no theory of mind for people who use the AmEx lounge at airports. I had the platinum card for years (I’ve since cancelled) and every time I used a lounge it was just horrendously overcrowded. Class conscious members of the PMC lining up like cattle so as to prove that their metal coupon book confers some sort of status when all it does is betray middle class insecurity.
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@TravelFake @garytlitfake Patiently waiting for Tim Dunn to spam all the blogs about how Delta has its own oil reserve/refinery
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Always entertaining to see bloggers freak out over surveys.
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@TravelFake Funny thing is that I was a passenger on that very same flight several days earlier. I have been returning from Taipei today.
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@TravelFake @garytlitfake @BoardingArea Trying to decide who’s more knowledgeable about travel between Michelle and the infamous Joey
GIF
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@TravelFake @garytlitfake @BoardingArea Sounds like an emergency? Has Jaime weighed in on safety protocols??
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American and United:
JT Genter@JTGenter
Have a new kid? Heading back to school? Recovering from an illness or injury? Many (but sadly not all) airlines have a policy to let you pause or extend your elite status. Here's a breakdown of 11 airlines that offer these flyer-friendly policies: awardwallet.com/airlines/which…
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"Oh I thought I heard them call out my group"🙄
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Gary’s going to need his meds this morning when he wakes up to this
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Of course Gary would mention that it was flight 69.
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I did not realize that the airport in Atlanta had a security checkpoint at Concourse N.
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@travelsofjustin @ATL_SCOOP He’s been in hiding after the launch of Bilt 2.0 went so smoothly
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@TheGatewBrianC I demand the FA stand there and top off my cup with each sip I take.
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@TravelFake I prefer when they pour half of the can and then cut the can and give me the other half to pour myself.
How is that for compromise?
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