Travis Heermann

We have a trailer! With @films_paw @SavMortenson @PhyllisRamie @ThompsonPowers2 @LaunchOver #horror #comedy #filmmaking youtube.com/watch?v=X2AdHk…

Welcome to all the bots, sock puppets, and scammers who Followed me recently. Kindly fuck off. Have a nice day.

@Gabino_Iglesias I've "acquired" more than thirty thirst-bot scammer followers in the last 2-3 weeks. All ~1000 following, <20 followers.

Twitter this week: Me: “Oh, a new follower!” The follower:

@GRCinemaTicket Color Out of Space. Willy's Wonderland.

Can you name a Nicolas Cage movie you like that is not The Rock, Con Air or Face Off??

@Stonekettle They really don't grasp how stupid they look.

@TheWriteRedhead Sometime Around Midnight by Airborne Toxic Event, Somebody I Used to Know by Gotye

@JoeMightLikeTV @TheJudalina @Erinsk8 @deans_coffee @andreawritestv @RHMoonHill @sharmiladevar Thank you, Joe! Rock on.

Picket #17 @ Universal #WGAStrong I got to be a Universal Picket runner for @TheJudalina & @Erinsk8 on Monday!! FINALLY met @deans_coffee (ran by @andreawritestv), delivered pizza to the Musical Theater meetup w/ Rachel Bloom, & met new Midwest friends (in pic). A great day!

@BrynDonovan I loved that book, found it very inspirational.

@avishaiw I enjoyed the first Transformers film enough to see it several times, in spite of its flaws. Everything that came after was steaming nonsense.

@MeAndMyFerrets At this point, I'm somewhat less frightened of a gravy seal insurrection than I was in 2020. At this point I say, bring it on, and let them permanently remove themselves from either the gene pool or the voting rolls.

@MatthwDayton @elonmusk All his bot blue checks.

@TravisHeermann @elonmusk He was extremely invested when he was pretending to do something about it. Now he'll say it's far better, and all his blue checks will believe and agree. Siiiiigh

Hey @elonmusk , care to guess how many bots I've had follow me this month? Care to guess what the ratio of bots to humans is?

@elonmusk Here's a hint: One of the numbers in the ratio equation is "0."

@raybradbury Fahrenheit 451 changed the course of my life. I was 29 at the time.

On this day in 2012, Ray Bradbury passed away at the ripe age of 91. To celebrate the life of this magnificent author and pillar of 21st century science fiction and beyond, tell us your favorite Bradbury short story, book, fun fact, memory or anything in between in the comments.

@avishaiw Rock on! Having been a Lyft driver for all of four days, I can say there's another group that needs to strike. #wgastrike!

@SavMortenson She turned me into a TOAD!

the tweeter / / (one) of their fave movies (It’s my favorite hands down oop)

@prex4 I did this once with one of the Trio villains from Buffy whilst happily chatting away with Amber Benson. #shootmenow

How would you berate/console the blithering idiot who chatted with their favorite North American actor for 20 minutes w/o recognizing them until moments before they had to leave - when saying something would’ve just proven how dumb they were? Anyway, this is Tatiana Maslany.

@AndrewsWizreads @YouTube @PhilipChase90 @_LLMacRae @ac_cobble @Seraph7th @gregkontaxis @FletcherMR @oldmanmitchell @michealwe @scselvyn @joelee__ @GMWhiteWrites @TheSimonRGreen @JannyWurts @hg_parry Thank you so much for the kind words about my Ronin Trilogy.

The Wizards Hoard! MASSIVE Book Haul youtu.be/JEb7lMTUnow via @YouTube @PhilipChase90 @_LLMacRae @ac_cobble @Seraph7th @gregkontaxis @TravisHeermann @FletcherMR @oldmanmitchell @michealwe @scselvyn @joelee__ @GMWhiteWrites @TheSimonRGreen @JannyWurts @hg_parry

@xxenna66 @PR6uy17 @kevinbacon @SixDegreesofKB @ACLU @kyrasedgwick @RuPaulsDragRace @MTV You poor, sad, ignorant moron.

#DragBans are bad karma. Right now, drag performers and the LGBTQIA+ community need our help. Shop the @SixDegreesofKB campaign supporting the @ACLU Drag Defense Fund or make a gift bit.ly/DragisArt #DragIsARight

@SavMortenson Who told you you had one of those?

Both are great at representing my big crooked nose

I think I’m entering a new era of smiley face emoji. Thinking of shifting from :#) to :~)