Travis Hollifield

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Travis Hollifield

@TravisNOF

Katılım Eylül 2009
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Travis Hollifield@TravisNOF·
Why does Cookout even bother giving a straw with milkshakes? We both know damn well that even if this shake wasn't full of reeses cups, it wouldn't be liquid enough to get through a straw for hours.
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I was so close to convincing my wife that there was an NFL player named Mookie BaDookie until she decided to Google it.
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Almost finished with my Associate’s degree so I decided to check on just keeping it going and getting a Bachelor’s, and I’ll have nearly 3/4 of the necessary credits already before I even start at the university. Hell yeah.
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@bropiates That’s one of my worst fears every time I’m driving. I’m glad you’re not hurt too bad! Hopefully there’s a fat check for you from his insurance.
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gabby🔻 pentin@bropiates·
@TravisNOF i feel like i got beat up but im lucky that’s all! i stopped for a school bus that had its flashers on and stop sign out and the guy going 55 behind me didn’t lmao
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gabby🔻 pentin@bropiates·
she has whiplash for an amazing reason
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Why the fuck did Spotify add lostprohets to my playlist?
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the bagel place gave me a fuck-ton of cream cheese for my bagel this morning, so I used some of the extra in the quesadilla I made for lunch, and holy shit. it was heavenly. highly recommended.
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Travis Hollifield@TravisNOF·
Rewatching Breaking Bad for the first time in fifteen years and I completely forgot that Walt’s old colleagues offered to pay for his cancer treatment, but he was so proud that he chose to make meth and murder people. What a dumbass.
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Travis Hollifield@TravisNOF·
It’s so humid out that I opened the dryer to put in my laundry and the glass door was covered in condensation. It’s 74 degrees in my house, so not like I keep it cold in here.
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Travis Hollifield@TravisNOF·
These Channel 5 Hunter Biden interviews have really improved my opinion of the man. Especially wearing this antifa hat.
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Travis Hollifield@TravisNOF·
My wife tried to buy a Labubu in the mall built under the ruins of 9/11, but I refused to harbor the haunted 9/11 Labubu in my home.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
Many people on Twitter are too young to remember the American Sudoku craze of 2004-05
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Travis Hollifield@TravisNOF·
I had a Mountain Dew for the first time in a year yesterday and I'm still riding that high.
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Travis Hollifield@TravisNOF·
I should have figured this out years ago since I’m a drummer, but I’ve discovered that reading with a metronome is a game-changer for me. I don’t get distracted and start daydreaming, plus I can dial in the exact speed where my comprehension drops off.
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Applied for a clinical trial for a new drug that’s supposed to cure baldness and they told me I was too bald to participate. Lmao.
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Travis Hollifield@TravisNOF·
@projectxadam It’s time for you to leave your corporate job and take up beet farming or otter husbandry or something.
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Travis Hollifield@TravisNOF·
Why are the first few days at a new job always the most exhausting thing ever?
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