an eggless omelette

anyone looking to join a SICK band? Looking for a drummer or guitarist HMU if anyone still uses this app

When I grow up I want to change my last name from Scriba to Screamo

Cooking today 👀

This show is more important that I can express. Please come say hi.

We will be selling baked beans by the can at our merch table.

psa Roll up your DAMN sleeves before washing your hands

DM for the address unless you’re a scaredy kat.

Coming out of tweet retirement to say do not get poblano pepper juice in your eye. -10/10

@caleblewis appreciation tweet 💜

Hey yo! This Saturday in Muncie! DM for an address!

even when we’re 100s of miles apart I still sleep on the left side of the bed

yoooo! Mr Saturn has been 👩‍🍳 COOKIN 🧑‍🍳 come see what’s on the menu Also all of these bands are just insane you really don’t wanna miss em

any pals playing OSRS?

You ever have the urge to bite into a mushroom, but then you remember that mushrooms are vile and the literal bane of your existence? Cuz same

A gas station clerk just called me ‘hon’ ‘babe’ ‘sweetheart’ ‘baby doll’ AND ‘darling’ in ONE INTERACTION. I’ve never felt so powerful.

@dickerdness You and me both

I wish I could have one last Lexie Smoothie from the Pour House in Montpelier Indiana

hiiii. Tonight I have a show that is really important to me! @mrsaturn_band has been working our booties off. It would me the world if you came out and checked out our music :)

Good Morning Fire Eater

We have a show this Saturday!