Travis Hoewischer

I think the most difficult thing our teachers and historians will have to explain is how Donald Trump was an underdog.

@DegenerateTBone Can’t change your gender but you can give your child a serial number as a name. DIPSHIT. 😂

Big snowflake energy from this guy

@RHoewischer @Wapak_Baseball “ADJUSTA WRIST” 😂

@itsmadisontoyou @justacatdaddy Man. How can I hate AND love the Internet so much all at the same time: youtu.be/NmIojRZjwjE

@justacatdaddy @itsmadisontoyou This has all the makings of a man going prematurely bald. *they’ll never know your secret if you keep it under this GIANT HAT

@justacatdaddy Let me know if you find any. Looking as well.

@MattFinkes Could also be that people are being cautious about COVID.

Ohio state might have finally priced itself out of the market….

One of the many reasons I ❤️ Harmony. Where else can you actually feel uplifted on Twitter?

@CD929fm @TwoDollarRadio I love Brian Phillips and the @CD929fm crew almost as much as I love shitting on helpless infants.

Author of "Naming Your Baby", a book of unique baby-name roasts out now via @TwoDollarRadio: Travis Hoewischer (@Travis_614) was our latest guest on Brian's Burn Barrel of the Apocalypse! Catch the full episode here: youtu.be/eCWFUt4_3zY

Mac Jones went from DM'ing to get a recruiting page set up to winning the National Championship 👏🏆 @MacJones_10 @AlabamaFTBL (via @RivalsWoody)

Good afternoon America, retweet if you think Ted Cruz is a traitor.

I’m a very suspicious person. Last year I wished everybody a happy new year and look what happened. So this year, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

Ohio’s “find ~*it*~ here” slogan not really hitting the right way this year

@TwoDollarRadio I never could trust a Brad. Until now.

This is a wildly fun and entertaining conversation between a Brad and a Travis.

By far my favorite Brad. This was a lot of damn fun.

She is worth 500 million dollars. She's is the wealthiest United States senator. She is running against a man who grew up in the projects.

Thanks Gary!

Names are important. Behold, the subtle difference in spelling and how it can affect a child's path. Jayden: Outgoing Jaeden: Loyal Jaydin: Hot dogs (from the Two Dollar Radio Guide to Naming Your Baby by Travis Hoewischer, drops 11/17)