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A friend sent me a link last week. "We're voting for the best student in school, click here." It was a Google Form. That's when it hit me — why is something this common still this basic? 🧵

Just a friendly reminder because social media will have you confused. - Men need women. - Women need men. - 50/50, 100/0, 70/30 is cool - DO YOU! - A cheater will cheat on anyone. - Being single is fine if you're happy. - There is nothing wrong with a 9-5. - Health is wealth. - Social Media is not real.

@ezenmuo_ @yabaleftonline You are a clown, how does bbn have anything to do with the problem of this country? Abi big brother is the president? No go find eba warm

@Trb_adebayo @yabaleftonline ASK ME AGAIN OKPO.

The housemates are so fascinated by Aikou. They can’t stop asking him questions.

@ezenmuo_ @yabaleftonline Have you gotten your pvc?

@yabaleftonline Shame on the organizers of this nonsense show with everything going on in Nigeria BB naija what you console is with. Later we go blame leaders too.

@styce_ng You fell off🌚

Proud of how far I’ve come.

BUSINESS!

@akoladel_e Omo anything wey dem like make them do atp

@akoladel_e Na parody account

I did something like this a while back, when I saw the results, I felt depressed. Not because I didn’t make enough, but because I made so much and couldn’t even account for it. Since then, I’m scared to print my bank statement. Very weird you might say, but Omo, imagine seeing a huge amount of money as your inflow, yet you can’t think of where it went🥲

This club😭

David Jonsson is your new Black Panther. Black Panther 3, directed by Ryan Coogler, arrives in theaters December 15, 2028.

Once them jam person wey dey reason like them like this na wahala😂

@official_Gegeh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did I ask you to break up with your girlfriend?

🗣️ Aitana Bonmatí on Salma joining Lyon: “Every player is free to choose their own path. Our job is to continue being Barça, with our unique style and model. This is my 15th season here, I’ve seen many players come and go, but Barça has always remained Barça.” — @QueThiJugues

Formtasia is officially ready for Google Play closed testing. 🎉 Now I need 12 Android users to help me get it across the finish line. You'll receive: ₦2,000 for your time. 5 free AI credits when Formtasia launches. Formtasia is the AI-powered form builder I'm building that lets you create complete forms from a prompt in under a minute. Getting it to this stage wasn't easy, and I'll be sharing the entire journey, the wins, mistakes, and lessons very soon. If you have an Android phone and can spend a few minutes testing it, reply below or send my friend and assistant @akinyelu_esther a DM. I'd really appreciate the help.

@Undaratedking Sepeku when?

i no understand why people dey complain, mavo really cooked on superwomen. 🔥🥶

you can get a .cv domain on @pxxl_space for just ₦ 999 and it will be live almost instantly

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The moment she asked her husband if he met her as a virgin when they first got together, and his response is absolutely everything! 😂😂😂

Most developers don’t have a code problem they have a thinking problem 3 quick fixes: 1. Stop coding immediately after reading a task 2. Break the problem into dumb tiny steps 3. Write the logic in plain English first Clean thinking = clean code.

@akoladel_e Your type fr🤭🥹