TIMI
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TIMI
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Katฤฑlฤฑm Haziran 2024
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@Mekings042 @ashiedu_victor Black plate ke, what happened to his hand.
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This โlet kids express themselvesโ thingโฆ I donโt think it will work in my house o ๐
Today I was giving my kids snacks in plates and my boy said I should use the pink plate for him.
You say wetin?
He said thatโs his favorite color.
Oga quiet there, your favorite color is blue.
Because how did we even get to pink?? ๐ญ
You never even finish nursery school, you don dey choose color?
All these โlet them like what they likeโ peopleโฆ
If e reach your turn, make your boy like pink.
As long as itโs my house:
Boys = blue
Girls = pink
Shikina
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@Mazitundeeednut Somebody should ask this Baby Coach why he didn't start Eze when Odeguaard was not there. He is a bottler Coach
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You see people on your social media feed pull Messi in less than 30 spins.
You see some pull Messi on the first spin.
You then get this weird feeling inside of you urging you to go for the 250 pack thinking youโll get lucky since everyone else is getting lucky.
30 spins deepโฆ.nothing.
80 spins deepโฆ.nothing.
You start questioning yourself that maybe it isnโt even worth it.
But then you go back onto social media and see even more people getting lucky and some getting Messi in just under 100 spins.
You then succumb to the voice in your head and end up going deeper for Messi and still you end up with dust after 120 spins.
150 spins deep and finally you got someone but it ends up being Baresi and Bergkamp and you are extremely upset.
You are so deep nowโฆ.you might as well wipe out the pack. You go to the coin store for the 5th time inputting that Credit Card information for another small batch of coins thinking youโll get Messi in the next multi spin so you can save moneyโฆ.little did you knowโฆ.
200 spins deep and still you are left with dust and crumbs. Your mind has fully accepted defeat and you feel like you have been scammed.
How is it fair that your friends at the casino get lucky on their 1st try while you are stuck ULTRA DEEP still spinning.
220 spins deep and you finally get an animationโฆ.could it be??? No. Itโs OโShea, Cantona, and Roberto Carlos.
Your mind is fully gone now. All you see is red. You start telling yourself you will NEVER fall for this trap againโฆ..but wait there is still 30 spins left so you go to the coin store again and input that Credit Card information to wipe the rest of the pack.
240 spins deep and you finally get Cruyff. You smile a little bit but at the same time the internal rage has built up to the point where you are ready to explodeโฆ.how could it be that Messi is waiting for you in the last 10 players of the pack.
You go for single spins one after another and Messi is down to the last 2โฆ..you go for the second to last spin and you pull Lombardiโฆ.all you can think of now is how horrible your luck is and how youโll never play any games at the casino EVER AGAIN
On the very last pull you finally get Messi wiping out the ENTIRE packโฆbut at what costโฆ.
Welcome to the Casino ๐ฐ

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@yabaleftonline You canโt hate grace if you do you will disgraced
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@the_marcoli_boy Shey na only me notice say Nigerians no dey complain about price of salt? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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