Trevor

HR LADY: And it says here under Emergency Contacts you just wrote "FIRE TRUCK" ME: [visibly excited] Fire truck

[describing any American from anywhere north or east of Hartford to my wife] yeah he’s a Boston guy

@googleymoogley @machelrillman now we;re talkin

@machelrillman @TrevorLess

@machelrillman nice. nice.

@machelrillman your use of “solid” is a source of some ambiguity here but I’m happy for him regardless

@lockedlix this rocks man, good shit. fwiw you are good at talking to people!

@comBradStevens @Dubes123 He hit at least 3 of those. Really did not enjoy this crew

@Dubes123 He said the same thing about oubre so he’s just spamming

Ban Eric Collins from all future playoff games I’m so deadass

the candles tweet but for my toddler’s berries

@Dons_Lawn_Salon Thank you for posting this

If you're pissed about Nikita removing night mode you can make a shortcut that looks like this and one to turn it back off. And as a bonus you can rename the app and pic in your home screen back to Twitter :))

@strongbadegirl wosop tessa

@TrevorLess hey trevor

The Night Watchman in Corduroy hears a lamp crash to the floor, comes to investigate, and instantly gets distracted by a teddy bear. Dangerous incompetence. DO YOUR JOB MORON

@alex cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/102155… this in the slow cooker can make a couple days of food - veg, gf, filling, the baby likes it (dialing the spice back for now)

Life with tiny children: take care of all three or do all the cooking every night

@rachelmillman @NBABabySecret I agree with Rachel, the posts are good

@NBABabySecret I like it

How does everyone feel about me tweeting 50 times a day?

@NIKNBAYT what about cp3?

Khris Middleton can be my buyout ball handler ngl

@majordouzie our guy started doing full nights around 2.5 months and basically never regressed so you may just have a good sleepy baby. fingers crossed 4 u

Hot Gog

@majordouzie our guy was skeptical for the first few but was really into the hairdryer afterwards. now he loves baths and we don’t bother with the hairdryer. we started getting water on his head/face early and now he’s fine in just the shower too

@ambient_cowboy drop the playlist playboy

@majordouzie gather and leave with as many of those blankets as possible, they’re very useful. also congratulations

@Boringstein @i_zzzzzz [opening the loneliest box upon Christmas Morn] … a rock?

We do — it’s called Earth.