TrevsChirps

No one is safe when @TrevsChirps is around 👀

Bowling in the USBC Open Championships TONIGHT. 📍National Bowling Stadium in Reno at 7:45. Come out and support! Or don't! I don't care

@OnG_NerdyWan @crosbyterian Pretty good

@crosbyterian @TrevsChirps Gotta Step The Chirps Up 😅

sid was getting chirped by this rangers fan, all kinds of harmless stuff like "hey crosby, you were voted 3rd toughest canadian, behind celine dion and a close second to avril lavigne". he was so tickled by them he gave the fan an autographed stick with a little message

Big things coming on Saturday. #uptosomethin

Chirp of the Day If you forecasted a brainstorm there would be 0% precipitation.

Chirp of the Day I bet you put all your silverware in the BOTTOM drawer.

Chirp of the Day You look like if a whoopie cushion were a person

I bet you don't do the speed limit on one lane roads then speed up when there is a passing lane. JUST LET ME PASS YOU

Destination weddings are an excellent way to exclude your poor friends

If you're talking on the phone using an earbud, can you hold your hand up to your head so that we know you're not talking to us?

Nothing prepares me for when I see the word bologna written down.

@dark_neon_photo Who are you?

I'm at the aquarium looking at one of the exhibits when I overhear a conversation that I could not resist staying out of. Girl to her BF: "Are those catfish?" *Me before BF could answer: "You never really know until you meet them in person."

They cure her cancer and she LIVES Taking name ideas. It stars Alison Brie and Dave Franco.

Movie Idea: Married couple. Wife gets a super rare, terminal cancer. To cover funeral costs and make sure the husband is set up for the future, wife starts an OF. What does she care? She's dying. The story makes headlines and they make enough to fund her cancer research.

Can we agree that breakfast burritos should never come as a wet burrito?

@BarackObama @TeamUSA Thanks Dad!

To all the athletes representing @TeamUSA: I'm so proud of you. Your talent and perseverance have brought you to this moment, and Michelle and I will be joining Americans from across the country cheering you on.

Joe Panik, has a World Series ring. Wild to think about.

I know how to save baseball. Let Pitchers hit again.