Beach Ball

Sysco is worse for society than any social media platform.

Even Aliens Fuck with my Shit! First Rapper Played in SPACE NIGGA!

I'd sit there all day and watch

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

Me: uhh who's pussy is this? Trebek: Correct! And you're still in control of the board

bird watching while not knowing any bird names thinking oh yeah that’s gotta be a rare one

He is Risen! Christ is Risen!

Olaf on a little walk.. 😊

@chrisrosecas Anybody here old enough to remember ChaCha (242242)?

@impurrvious My Instagram is TheMeganOrndoff or B-Radd Glukman

@TrexOnAcid I appreciate all that clarity, but I just wanted to give you a dollar per basic-ass tongue pic lolol no special wardrobes or anything fancy -- just casual selfies of you sticking it out like Gene Simmons. 🤷🏿‍♀️

I’m such a fat faggoty whore.

@impurrvious I would need your personal information, verification that you’re not in a relationship/marriage, no one under 21, nothing is recycled you pick out the makeup, clothes, ideal video angles/lighting/audio, with me and even then I’m only recording, once paid.

@TrexOnAcid May I please give you a dollar every time you stick out your tongue?

@impurrvious Ahhw I do it for free man!! And if you’re needing more personal touches, catering to your imagination, there’s a whole bunch of other women who will gladly give you that specific type of content, for five dollars man!! Mines far too expensive lol.

@impurrvious I wish

@TrexOnAcid You’re a floozy?

killing the intrusive thoughts by blinking hard and shaking my head and luckily I don’t think anyone notices

yep lol this was me when i saw ranch for the first time in person

@impurrvious I was dramatizing this to myself for my own entertainment. If any of those things made me feel negative, I simply would not be those things. How about a bland remix, I’m a, bmi 36, bisexual, floozie, i fixed it lmfaoooooooooo.

@TrexOnAcid Were you hacked, or do you just have zero self-esteem now?

🤣🤣🤣

They’re gonna hang tigers polo up in the rafters at the Vicodin headquarters

how did those alcoholic bitches in college stay so skinny i’ve been on a 3 week bender and i feel like jillian michaels would actually chinese water torture me for what i look like naked rn

Thinking about the time my uber driver got cut off and yelled “COCKSUCKER!!!” then immediately looked at me in the rear view mirror and blurted out “not that there’s anything wrong with sucking cock!”