Orion the Christmas Bear

While this life of mine was filled with strife from the divine... yeah, it really wasn't bad at all. ☆Fate RP ☆MVRP ☆Info Below

@DeadlyDisplay Oh please, thats not a concern at all. I'm a beast hunter by trade, after all. Should you lose yourself and become a wild animal, I'll crush that animal core to bits until just the human remains. And it'll be easy as pie for me to do, too. Now come on, I can't pass this up.

@TriStarStrength I will. And that I ask that.. should I ever become nothing more than a beast.. you wont give up on me.

[Downing whiskey like water]

@DeadlyDisplay -giant better nowadays, he'll have to test that out) Awesome! Then all thats left to do is make sure you start upholding your end of this little contract of ours. H Gehe. Be sure to treat me well.

@DeadlyDisplay (With the body he was blessed with beneath this teddy bear facade and the divine intervention weaving his every move, he was already an unstoppable gale ever pushing forward. Now he's simply become far more trouble, he may even be able to twist his saint graph to bring out the-

@DeadlyDisplay -don't forget the reason for being alive, and I guess if no one else can do it I'll take that title and that contract. So be sure to show me those fun bags of yours all the time, alright.

@DeadlyDisplay (Its something to take seriously, but at the end of the day its just not his style. Live, hunt, die, and smile through it all. His life is a simple one, his dreams even more so. Even a scene like this isn't going to be handled with a proper grace) Someone's gotta make sure you-

@DeadlyDisplay Awesome! Looking forward to the new perks of the job! (Trot, trot. He's fucking sparkling with flowers around him as he holds that paw out)

@TriStarStrength Yeah. I know. [She closes her eyes for a moment before slipping her glove off, holding out her hand]

@DeadlyDisplay I have actual god modding levels of armor to my saint graph, I ain't worried about a damn thing. You better ne ready for all the extra work you'll have to do for this contract.

@TriStarStrength Just figured I'd warn you still. Started givin' these warnin's when I watched a Rider turn into a Berserker shortly after making a contract with me. Kinda makes ya think.

@DeadlyDisplay I live with a goddess attached to my saint graph, and was one of the biggest heroes of Greece. I've seen just about every brand of ugly on the planet. Besides, that's great for me. If you go total freak mode I'll know I gotta punch your lights out.

@TriStarStrength Contracts are a two way street. You'll see the ugliest parts of me.. and you'll feel.. my more extreme feelings and urges. Like, for instance, if I lost control.

@DeadlyDisplay You don't even call on your servants to do combat what the hell could you possibly have to warn someone about. (He's rubbing his grubby little paws together like a bug)

@TriStarStrength [She already knew but that just confirms he tries (and succeeds usually) to be unlikeable on purpose] Yeah, I know. It aint my first rodeo. I know I'm the one makin' the offer but I also need to warn you too, should you choose to accept.

@DeadlyDisplay . . . (Who knew a stuffed animal could have a gaze this empty. He blue screened in real fucking time before shaking his entire body back to reality) I mean, these things come with a demand you know. Gotta make sure the connection is proper and all that, it'll be intense.

@TriStarStrength Your reserves are good but I know it aint as good as havin' a proper anchor. So.. I want to offer you a contract. Cant have you burnin' out mid mission since you aint gonna leave me alone anyway.

@DeadlyDisplay Hoeh? Hell, I got one of the better reserves in all of Chaldea so I'd probably be fine. But I guess worse case scenario my core just gets pulled back to recharge. I'll have to connect my camera to a save file elsewhere... Wait why are you asking all this.

@TriStarStrength I see. You might end up burnin' through all the mana you got doin' that. So what will you do then?

@DeadlyDisplay Well, I guess someone's gotta have the camera ready for those mid combat flashes then. If it comes down to it I'll just have to make a slip or two happen myself, to boot! Alright!!!!

@TriStarStrength Yeah and my history is that I'm hyper lethal and efficient. Though my recent history is more reckless and continuous. So take a guess.

@DeadlyDisplay It may be unpredictable but you can probably give a good guess based off your history. Let's not pretend like you're new to scrapping.

@TriStarStrength Werent you just tellin' me life's unpredictable? Why ask.

@DeadlyDisplay Well now that depends, what are the odds of those sweater puppies falling out in the middle of a battle? The answer will vastly change the response given. (To think, minutes ago she was drinking in despair. Clearly he's doing something right)

@TriStarStrength [Its so clear even someone as emotionally stunted as her can see it. She just smiles softly and shakes her head, chuckling] Yeah? Gonna keep followin' me around then? On my missions, 'n junk?

@DeadlyDisplay What can I say? When a stacked bombshell is in need, the great Orion is sure to arrive to save her! Its a tough job, but I handle it with pride and elation. (Clearly just trying to be unlikeable again like fucking clockwork)

@TriStarStrength Thank you. For.. bein' here.. 'n whatnot. You're an ass but I think I can live with that.

@DeadlyDisplay Really? Orange juice? You must love making stupid ass faces. (He never seems to miss a beat, that stupid fucking teddy bear face having the audacity to almost look confused to boot) What is it, J cups.

@TriStarStrength Its Cranberry juice. [She takes another sip] I'd prefer orange juice actually. Apples make for a better pie than juice. [She sits up a little straighter but not fully. This time its an act of defiance against his idiotic orders] Orion.

@DeadlyDisplay -out so carefree) Maybe once you've settled on your first step for tomorrow onward you can have something half decent like apple juice.

@DeadlyDisplay -Yeah, no shit its tart. What is that, grape juice? Some other nasty ass fruity flavor? Shut up and drink it, straighten your back out to push those fun bags back out. Chop, chop. (He flaps his paws together to emphasize the feigned impatience as he barks such idiotic orders-

@DeadlyDisplay -Even if everything goes wrong, you're deluding yourself if you think this feels better than properly loving the people you care about. You're just hurting everyone involved and calling it safety.

@DeadlyDisplay -the same gifts you do in this regard. The difference? You're totally robbing them of it. They don't get to laugh, or love, or even mourn you because you're absent from it all. What else can you do? You can go through life afraid, and love and laugh regardless of it.-