Orlando Tribune RX

Under President Frosty's leadership, the Ro-USA has gained significant international support for its initiative to succeed the NUSA, achieving a majority vote in the United Nations Security Council. 🇺🇸

Congressman GeorgeH_Craft, a vocal opponent of LGBTQ rights, has been exposed for hiding his own LGBTQ identity and engaging in secret edating relationships. His actions reveal hypocrisy and raise questions about his true character.

Mass protests in Serbia have led to the stunning ousting of its Communist pro-Russian government. While international leaders hint at American orchestration, the U.S. State Department firmly denies any involvement in the upheaval. 🇺🇸

Develops announce that new fully developed Orlando map to be released in the coming weeks. We are very excited!

The Federal Elections Commission has confirmed that Alex J Cabot will be the next Governor of Texas, having gained 80% of the vote in all districts of Texas. 🇺🇸

Constitution Party Rep 5arean has proposed the Texan Succession Act, which allows Texas to leave the Union. The Chairman is yet to comment on the matter. 🇺🇸

The President has stated as of 7:25 PM EST, the United States Military has announced a special military operation and called for citizens join up with arms against the rebel Texan state 🇺🇸

Major General Texan J. Rebel who is leading the independence movement emplores Texans "to stay where they are" and to not comply with the orders of the tyrannical & genocidal United States Government. 🇺🇸bit.ly/3wBOhAJ

Senator QuinJett77 resigns from the Senate. 🇺🇸

Amidst congressional turmoil about the nomination do the Vice President, the leader of Bacons AConArtist said: “We will consider all nominees despite their political affiliations and vote appropriately based on their skills, experience and activity.”

New leaks suggest that the Dem-Rep party’s shaky coalition with the Consts is about to crumble! We have received inside information that suggests that the VP may be NAYED by the Dem-Reps in order to push their own candidate. The Bacon party is yet to respond. 🇺🇸

Speculation is occurring that the Bacon, Constitution and Democratic Republicans will come together to expel Sciocratic Leader George H Craft. 🇺🇸

Bolshevik Party dissolves to form new Democratic Republican Party, taking 5 seats in House and 2 potential in the Senate.

Amidst US allegations of fraud, the United Nations confirms that it is investigating if Venezuela has rigged the vote for Nation of the Month. 🇺🇸

Speculation is occurring that aConArtist may have to face a military tribunal after mandatory conscription takes place for arson at Orlando. 🇺🇸

The Tribune is calling its final projections in the last 20 minutes of voting! CON: 3 seats (72.37%) BOL: 2 seats (65.11%) BAC: 3 seats (40.77%) SWING CHANGE: (cal. from Hour 6) CON: +30.37 BOL: +29.11 BAC: +22.77 SCI: -100

The President has today announced that he will accept the applications for aslyum from the Venezulan Citizens seeking so as long they follow all U.S. Laws. 🇺🇸

In response to the Texan threat, the Department of Defense announces that "mobilisation of armed forces is prepared to begin within the next hour" 🇺🇸 | bit.ly/3UWpCB2

Sciocratic Party faces total underperformance in polls, attributed to the leadership of George H Craft, with all candidates having a vote share of 0%. 🇺🇸

Eyebrows raised as Bacon Hair Foundation experiences a underperformance in the polls, showing that the impeachment of the President becomes less and less likely. 🇺🇸

Following electoral success in the Senate, the Constitution Party gained back their Rep, and the Bacon's lost 1 rep to the Bolsheviks, giving them a majority. CON: 2 (+1) BAC: 2 (-2) BOL: 4 (+1) SCI: 2 (-) POL: 0 (-)