Lunatic Hellfan

Jesus went beast mode today

If I was a crip could I drink a Bloody Mary?

Chips are lowkey candy…

Jackson heights needs a Panera Bread!!!!

Can I take one walk w out being asked if I’m a registered democrat?

Anyone wanna pull up to chipotle wit me? Im tatted

𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 ᵇᵉ ꪶꪖ𝕫ꪗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᴛʜᴇ 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖊 ᵒᶠ𝘴𝘪𝘯 ❄️ FIST tomorrow 2.27 ra.co/events/2340045

U can lowkey do shxt tomorrow if u don’t story it

It is sixsevenuinely degrees outside

Nye be like what if we treated this particular Wednesday like it was a normal Friday

Lots of strong high schoolers at my hometown gym I wonder if they think I go to a different school

I’m lowkenuenly chilling

Are there calories in this Tylenol? #skinny

Every time I see my friends they stop talking and leave the room… are they planning a surprise for me?? 😻

Any tips on how to cheat on an eye exam? I can’t lose my commercial drivers license

Say what u will about him but groceries were cheaper under mayor Giuliani

Dick Cheney wtf…. He was practically a child… rip…

Now Cuomo is glazing me? Damn…

I wanna get a tattoo of the green m&m cus she’s soooo sexy 😍