Uncle Dick

@Ed_Miliband @Keir_Starmer First sign of good weather and you two bellends are at it again then!! Fkn retards!!!

@JClarkeatDell I’m guessing this tweet is gonna go well!! 🤣🤣

Abundant intelligence is here. Michael set the tone today — AI is leaving the screen to solve the world’s toughest challenges.

@rickygervais Walked in on my 14 yr old son watching S1E1 of AfterLife & just had to sit down with him. We both laughed & cried at the same time (sometimes the wrong way round! 🤣). Watched the whole thing together. 7th time watching it for me now. Just spectacular. Thank you. 😉

@WallStreetApes Rubbish. Click Dont subscribe and buy ink yourself just like the old days. Read the instructions morons. 🙄

American bought a brand new printer. She bought the ink for the printer, she bought the paper for the printer, now she’s at home and is ready to print She can’t print “They remotely shut off my printer until I paid $7.50 cents to print in my own home, to print on my printer, that I own in my home” This is the new $7.50 subscription plan by HP Printers Here’s how the plans work HP’s Instant Ink and newer All-in Plan programs are subscription services options: - You pay a monthly fee based on pages printed (not ink used). - Plans start low, from $1.79–$7.99 per month for 10–100 pages - $7–$8 per month plans are for around 100 pages If your payment fails. HP will remotely shutoff your printer

@MbarkCherguia Of course because I am not a fkn moron. Anyone that can’t drive a manual car shouldn’t be on any European road. I didn’t include America here, because they are mostly dumb as fk, hence the ridiculous gear shift on the steering column. 🙄

If someone offered you $5000 to drive a car around the corner and back, But as you get in, you look down and you see this: Are you getting paid or no?

#jdsportsuk Pls lmk which school you recruit all of your employees from, so I don’t accidentally send my kids there and turn them into fkn idiots. The rudeness and utter incompetence of your staff is mind blowing every time I am forced to go into one of your stores!

@onebattlemovie So many great actors in this film. QQ then - why is it so shit?!?!

DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM? 75-year-old millionaire Ernie Dosio was killed last week when on trophy hunt he was trampled to death by five elephants while in South Africa. Your Thoughts?

@Hania16836 Steel bars on the left and a jail door on the front. Perfect for when the mother law comes over.

If this space was in your home how would you decorate it?

@MediaSOI 4&6 years!!!!! Ppl like that never change. Fkn scumbag needs euthanising.

A disgusting paedophile masqueraded as a dog walker so he could film himself raping an elderly dog Luke Wilson, 20, from St Cyrus, Aberdeenshire, sexually attacked a dog he “clicked” with. Wilson admitted carrying out an “utterly despicable” sex attack on a 15-year-old female Staffy cross he was walking for a stranger. Prosecutor David Rogers told the court that in April 2025, Wilson had replied to an online advertisement seeking someone to walk two dogs, Betty and Iffie. On 25 April Wilson arrived at their owner’s address to pick up the dogs and was advised that, due to Iffie’s age, she should not be walked for longer than an hour. When Wilson had not returned with the dogs after two hours, the owner became concerned. At 7pm, Wilson texted the worried woman. The text stated: “I know this is going to sound stupid but is there any chance I can look after Iffie for a day or two as me and her have really clicked.” Thinking this was strange, the owner told Wilson he could not keep the dogs, and offered to fetch them. But Wilson replied that he was going to give Iffie a shower, which alarmed the woman. She travelled to St Cyrus, where she met Wilson with her dogs on the side of a main road. Iffie was soaking wet and shivering, and Betty “looked anxious”, Mr Rogers told the court. When the dogs’ owner returned home, she noticed blood running down Iffie’s hind legs. She was whimpering and crying while attempting to relieve herself. The woman quizzed Wilson, who stated that the dog had “yelped once” while going to urinate and that he thought she had “sat on a stick”. Two days later, Wilson messaged the woman to ask if he could walk the dogs again, but she refused. After examining Iffie, a vet advised the owner to contact the police. On April 29, police executed a search warrant at Wilson’s address, where they found videos and images of Iffie on his phone. The disturbing content was of a sexual nature and extremely violent. During police interview, Wilson admitted to committing various sexual acts on the dog, most of which are too shocking to document. Examination of Wilson’s phone uncovered footage of him with a second, unidentified dog with short dark ginger hair. Officers also found evidence that Wilson had been chatting to what he believed was a 10-year-old girl online, who had sent various child sexual abuse material in exchange for money. There was also a reference made to another charge from 2024 of Wilson being in possession of dozens of indecent images and videos of children. Some of the children featured were toddlers and newborn babies. Police also found videos of bestiality on Wilson’s mobile phone. Wilson pleaded guilty to two counts of having an unnatural connection with a dog and another charge of causing a dog unnecessary suffering. He also admitted possessing indecent images of children and another charge of downloading child abuse material. He also pleaded guilty to one charge of communicating indecently with a child and requesting sexual images. He was sentenced to four-years with half to be served behind bars and half on licence. A six-year sexual harm prevention order was put in place and he was banned from keeping animals for six years.

@ronsterd89 Tinned plum tomatoes with lots of white pepper. Trust me. Game changer!!

Something That Tastes Good On Toast, But You Can’t Say Jam Or Butter 🍯🧈

@JasonBradbury My parents used to own a computer shop. In the 80’s I got to test all the ZX, C64 and 464/6128games before they went on shelf. Fave was Manic Miner and Daley Thomsons Decathalon.

Can’t quite believe the ZX Spectrum turns 44 today! 🙏 I’m even less willing to acknowledge I’m more than a decade older than it! On 23 April 1982, Sir Clive Sinclair unveiled a rubber-keyed, rainbow-striped 8-bit computer at the Churchill Hotel in London. It cost £125. It sold over five million units. It contributed significantly to the launch of the British IT industry. Around twenty thousand+ games were made for it including of course Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac and my personal fave - The Way of the Exploding Fist 🤜 💥 In the middle of an AI arms race, it’s worth remembering how simple the computing experience used to be. What was your first ZX Spectrum game?🕹️

@james_xond Haha. I was playing golf with my 13yr old boy at the weekend.I said we’d better hurry playing the last few holes,it’s going to rain.He said,“How do you always know?”I told him I could smell it.He laughed. It rained.Looked at me like I was magic 🤣🤣 57 &yes I can smell it coming

My grandma used to say, “I can smell rain coming”. Can people “smell rain” before it starts?

@AvonandsomerRob Omg there are lots. There are not enough characters on here to properly spell it out, but the overriding one that sticks out again and again is self entitlement. There are some exceptions. Some Americans are ok. Some are kind, but we all know that they are few and far between.

This could be polarising 🤣

@ronsterd89 Get a plate. Put this on it and throw away the vomit that is cottage cheese. Problem solved. 👍

What can I put in cottage cheese. I want the protein but don't like the taste.

@celtic_jaime Used to play Mastermind with my grandad when I went to his house.He always beat me until one day when I won.We never played again.Same with draughts.He said “No point.I’ve taught you everything I know. Now go&win against someone else for as long as you can” Miss him every day. ❤️

Remember playing this ?

Rudely woken up at 02:00hrs at Tar Farm 5 #linearfisheries with little cracker at 25.08. #lovefishing #carp #fishinglife

@NotFarLeftAtAll The fkn state of this cockwomble. What a turd.

Zack Polanski has taken Margate by storm

@FLCons I do mine every 40 rounds. It’s piss easy to do myself. Cheap vice from Amazon and MCC plus 4 Golf Pride grips online. Takes me about 30 mins from start to finish. Makes a big difference.

So, do you know how often you're supposed to regrip your golf clubs? Can you guess? And be honest, how often do you regrip yours? 🤨

@Top100Rick You know there are cameras on every home all of the time, filming and broadcasting everything? You have the option to choose what to watch by using the red button. There’s also live feed online. Suggest you open your eyes mate and read your tv’s instructions.

How did you rate the Masters CBS Broadcast this year? People are outraged this year. Basically the consensus seems to be the coverage was not good. Missed Rory’s approach shot on 18 Missed Cam’s as well Didn’t show Haotong fall apart What else?