Trigger

I'm a road sweeper that gives pet names to my teeth #Trigger

can't be doing with stupid people today.

@ScottR32 Don't bet on Chelsea, Scott! #TriggersMate #TriggersTopTips

Ask away if you could do with one of #TriggersTopTips

I'm gonna buy one of those men's wigs off Del, just in case of an emergency! #TriggersTopTips

@DelBoy_Spoof Yeah I'll have one Del! But how do I know what the time is if it says it in 36 languages I dunno? #TriggersTestingTimeTeller

That Dave is a kinky sod, he was telling me the other night how this Bernice sort kept tying him down! #TriggersTales

Off to the Nag's Head tonight to see Del, apparently he wants me to snip something with my Black and Decker? #DoctorTrigger

I genuinely think that his how you spell "Inspectir"! It is not a mistake... #TriggerWithADictionary

Just taking my bright blue suit down the cleaners. Got to look the part if I've told her I'm a Bus Inspectir. #TriggersTopTips

“@ScottR32: @TriggTrigger "Sounds like Jimmy Saville!" Love that episode!”That was Del's Mum!

“@JonChaceCPFC: @TriggTrigger One awesome Twitter account.” Cheers! Come to the Nags Head Saturday. Bowie tribute "Ziggy Sawdust" playing!

“@Boothferry_Lad: @TriggTrigger Have you and Denzil cleaned that gunge of your hands yet?” Na, Del was shit hot at Chemistry n said was safe

“@ScottR32: @TriggTrigger How was your trip to Hampton Court Maze Trig?” I'll let you know when I find my way out, Scott. Dave is here too!

“@sheffieldrocker: @TriggTrigger boycie wil give u a lift home trigg !” Yeah but I do actually wana get home mate! #BoyceAutos

@ScottR32 Hey Scott, next time your having a punt gimme a shout and I'll porn Aunt Reen's necklace for you. #TriggersMate

“@ScottR32: Only just realised if Madrid hadn't drawn I would've had £60k. Shit.” Shouldn't bet on Madrid, Scott! #Trigger'sTopTips

Morning all! Del and Boycie played cards last night and as a result I don't have a car anymore!

“@JonChaceCPFC: @TriggTrigger @samibz @scottr32 it's on my birth certificate and everything.” 'Urry up Baz, me and Dave ain't got all night!

Anyone remember Grandad's Funeral? Albert: "It's Rodney init?" Rodney: "Well, It is when Trigger ain't about, yeah!"