Cerebral Assassin 🕸

THIS IS FRYING ME😭😭😭

Peace on earth is just shutting the fuck up. Dont rush. Letting that car merge. Sharing the arm rest on the plane. Letting unc put his numbers in… Just chill. Fuck it. There is no finish line Let it happen

lose a bag, get a bigger bag. Iose a btch, get a realer btch

Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣

KAT and Ant Edwards on FaceTime

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

I’m not kissing nobody ass, I’m fine with being bitchless, hoeless & friendless

I Seen Niggas Pillow Talk For Some Ass They Still Ain't Get 😭😭

I was more outside at 17 than I am now😂😂😂

Good pussy and head don’t impress me. But don’t come over here if you ain’t got none

I only talk to women who are already feeling me. I don’t have time for auditions.

My stomach hates ground beef

I just realized men actually love a woman who can admit she’s wrong and apologize instead of turning it into a whole argument.

When a n!gga is tryna teach and correct you, he’s tryna keep you.

i love a bitch that check in just to see how im doing, nobody be checkin on a nigga.

As a man, only get into a relationship with a woman who gets excited like a kid whenever she’s around you.

You a nasty mf if you be eating ham & cheese hot pockets.

economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens

don’t get so caught up in your current struggles that you lose sight of all the ways God has already carried you through the past.

Kick the week off right… plant a seed, break that habit that’s been holding you back & do some Boss Shit ✊🏾