TRIM.

I wouldn't wish divorced parents on my worst enemy.

An Irishman had the last laugh at his funeral with a gag from beyond the grave that had mourners in tears of laughter. Shay Bradley organized the recording that was done in one take, over a year before the funeral to be played after his coffin was lowered to the ground

@cobyhilton Hell yeah! Keep crushing it, Coby!

Fall in love with the sport and reap the rewards

@TheBigAndSexy70 Yasss😍

@LaneMelius Spooky doods

I must cover my body in creepy lil guys

back on my shit. didn't ask for anyone's permission this time tho my bad.

Y’all remember when footlongs were actually $5? Those were better times.

What happened to the price of cheese in summer 2020???

@TheBigAndSexy70 Owner of a dog ranch in the mountains of Colorado.

What do you guys wanna be when you grow up?

are you blocked by these accounts?

@ZachPrice01 @brokenugly12 He’s definitely on a few lists. And so are we just because we know him

@brokenugly12 He’s getting too familiar with the backwoods of multiple states and I feel like he’s very close to being put on a watch list

@nattydaddy316 I bet Elastigirl could pull it off

@nattydaddy316 Would have to be 66 feet wide 😧

@LaneMelius And once passed say, “ha, more like PT Loser”😏

one thing about me is I MUST pass PT Cruisers. I don't care if they're going 125 I will blow up my car to pass them. I have to.

No wonder the older generations are scared of todays greens😂

4:20 was 7 minutes ago and I have received notifications from 4 different food/delivery services. They definitely know their target audience.

@LaneMelius Chronic nose bleeds ftw

Big, greasy slice of Casey's washed down with a Dunkin Iced Coffee, half a monster, followed by swallowing the giant blood clot in my nose along with 3 cups of blood I got alot going on rn

@brokenugly12 It blows, literally

@brokenugly12 Some of us appreciate you