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@Debbo3496361 Lelley has done a buzz off

@Debbo3496361 Good night Sweetheart God bless 🙏🏻 Sweet dreams 😘

See you

@Debbo3496361 I can't help occasionally Sprinkling: It's a Hazard of Old Age

@EileenFindlay3 I live in a Retirement home called "The G.I.T.S" (Geriatrics In The Sky) I expect that we will sit on the patio later and play "Tablet Swap" to see if anything actually does us any good Last week, I got Margaret's and she got mine My hot flushes have gone But she can't pee

@EileenFindlay3 It's no joke: Got on the bus yesterday Driver took one look at me, and charged me for two tickets On either side of the Aisle I worked in a hospital, a Porter used to run after me yelling "Jumbo Bum! Jumbo Bum" I got upset. Saw the Chaplain He told me "Turn the other Cheek"

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@EileenFindlay3 I have a friend in Bavaria, Germany He says Summer starts on the 31st of July, and ends on the First of August I understand that it's the same in Scotland? I did go to Edinburgh once, on a Saturday morning It was Shut.

@Tripe_Writer Yes. One is home. Sadly. At least the weather is decent here too.

@lilley_les Incidentally, managed to walk to the rivers late yesterday evening There was a hen Duck mummy there She had ELEVEN Ducklings in tow Just saying

@Kristinartz "You maybe Sans Serif, but I'm New Roman" Anyway, my mum liked me Apparently That's what the note on my nappy at the Orphanage said And they were the Font of all knowledge....

Someone looks at you and says "You're not my type." What's your reply?🤔🥺

@MissOnomy I'm most comfortable between 19.9 degrees and 20.1 degrees Above? Too hot Below? Too cold All the advantages of being Geriatric

Evening everyone ❤️ "It's hot, isn't it?" "It's too hot" "Oh, I can't be doing with this heat" "I like it hot but I don't like it too hot!" 👆🏻 From the same white haired old biddies who, in the winter (i.e from late August onwards) say, 👇🏻 "It's bloody cold." "It's too cold." "I can't be doing with this cold!" "I don't like this cold, roll on summer!"

@UK_Needs_Reform I'm not racist, I have good friends all over the world, but the aboriginal English are white. So, why is it rare to impossible to see a white face in London?

🇬🇧 Some people now believe Enoch Powell warned Britain about problems we are still facing today… while others say his views were completely wrong and divisive. 👀🔥 Even decades later, his name STILL sparks huge arguments across the UK. Some call him a truth teller. Others call him dangerous. But one thing is certain… Britain still cannot stop debating him. 👇 So what do YOU think? 🇬🇧 Was Enoch Powell right about Britain? 👍 YES — He saw the future ❤️ NO — He was wrong Would his views be accepted in Britain today… or completely rejected? 👀👇

@tismenic70 Is 'ad as UK in reverse?

Helllooo 👋 Good morning from Kusadasi Have a great day ☀️ #SweepOnHoliday #SweepByTheSea #Turkey

@Debbo3496361 Where you is My Baby Girl? I think my Eyes have gone Deaf?

Goodbye

@EileenFindlay3 Is one home now? I only ask because your message took 0.00001 of a second less to reach me

@Tripe_Writer Trip over it on removal?

@lilley_les I been to Asda and back before 9. 30 am today Probably Tom Bradby will put that on the BBC News Headlines Which is strange: he works for ITV Good morning I sat next to a lady yesterday who had obviously had a lot of Botox. She told me she was melting. So I moved away quick

@Ravenismeee I did Gave your name as Guarantor

Realistically, what’s stopping someone from taking out a huge loan at like 90 years old and spending it all before they die

@tismenic70 @tutty352 @Soapy_Wit_Tank @LordOrk @RuthRendell1 @ceadela @CharlesBewley2 @LansdellMum @Yeti98_ You'd think they'd shut it proper and keep the warmth in, eh? Teach? 🌹

@tutty352 @Soapy_Wit_Tank @LordOrk @RuthRendell1 @ceadela @CharlesBewley2 @LansdellMum @Yeti98_ Wonderful 💯 A large wooden gate

Sunday step stile , Portuairk. @Soapy_Wit_Tank @tismenic70 @LordOrk @RuthRendell1

@SandyofSuffolk And Beatlemania

Just so you know. Boomers didn't have fast food. Except fish and chips. Boomers didn't have ready meals. Except Vesta beef curry. Look it up. Boomers didn't have colour TVs, front loading washing machines, central heating or holidays abroad. Boomers didn't have babymoons or baby showers nor did they go on stag or hen weekends. Boomers didn't go to restaurants. Except on birthdays. Boomers didn't have new clothes every year, every season. They made do and mended. But Boomers had a fabulous time in the 1960s to 1980s because people were friendly, respectful, dignified and hardworking. Boomers also had law and order and a judiciary who punished ALL criminals. Boomers were happy with their lot. Yes. I'm a Boomer. Just so you know.

@brendaanne66 1971. Protest at the introduction of Decimal Coinage But I don't think I'd want to go back to twelve pennies to the shilling, twenty shillings to the pound, thuppenny bits, tanners, florins, half crowns etc

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