Jonathan Craig Hays

Alright, I'm done being a fat disgusting piece of shit. I don't know how long it's gonna take, but the journey officially begins right now. April 19, 2020 at 10:45 a.m. Y'all can hold me accountable if you want to.

What the hell was that???

Oh look, another day where I open the store at 6:30AM and have to come back and close the store at 9:30PM

Turns out the phone cases I ordered, on a very non-Chinese website, are in fact coming from China. We'll see if A. they arrive period, B. they're correct, and C. if they even fit.

And see, now that that's a blowout I can watch something else. I'm really just waiting for my new favorite team, the Denver Rockies of Colorado.

I just got to see the Guards rob a home run, instead of watching the Sox pop up again.

Whenever the Sox are playing bad, I take advantage of my MLB TV subscription and just...watch other baseball.

@Chrisksaint @AdamdotH I still have a good time. I have some really exciting finishes and some neat highlight plays. I beat Michigan on the road as New Mexico, and scored the winner with 4 seconds left. But some of those finishes wouldn't have been exciting, if not for "EA game doing EA game things"

you mean like this?

@AdamdotH When the game hits, it's so enjoyable. And then there's the other times.

Set the tone finale against Oregon with a safety on the first play of the game. We’re on to December.

Just some loose shots from my new dynasty. Won 10 games at Wyoming year one and immediately parlayed that to Washington. Probably not deep enough to win a title year one but I’ve got some absolute savages on board to build from.

The Cubs have some nice radio guys

@MillsTwitch Hell yeah

@TripleCrown9 Definitely the same vibe with some awesome upgrades.

It's been an overly negative day, and it's really sucked. So I wanted to end with something positive: Heard A LOT about NBA THE RUN's closed play test from people whose opinion I trust wholeheartedly. Arcade sports fans have a banger coming in June. Mark it down.

*Several* years ago, I watched most of the first episode. I've heard it's good, though.

Bro, Supernatural is 15 seasons?? I don't know if I have it in me 😔

Wow, it's pretty cool that the Varsity is gonna have at least 400 real schools. Mine won't be one of them, but still really cool.

Look at what they took from me 😔

I had never seen a season-ending injury this whole time. And then the last two dynasties I start, I lose a star player for the whole season in Game 1.

Damn, Georgia is pretty fun to play as in CFB 26